Cringe, laugh and cry: Here’s the best of Notts’ freshers pages
With just under a week until 2016-2017’s class of freshers move into Notts, the university Facebook pages have been live with excitement, expectation and unusual questions.
So we decided to explore what some of these soon-to-be students were saying. From the cute to the downright absurd, we’ve got it all.
If you want to see what last year’s batch were getting up to then take a look here.
Trust me, you don’t want to get them mixed up
The press invited claimed they were asked to sign non-disclosure agreements before attending the briefing
Third years listen up
Dunkirk v Lenton supremacy
The Special Constable was dismissed and has been barred from being a police officer
Valdo Calocane had been sentenced to an indefinite hospital order
The victims families are ‘utterly horrified’ at the ‘deceptions’ that they have faced from the force
Sometimes it’s a little more stressed depressed lemon zest
‘Where’s the sense of justice?’
Rekom has closed 17 venues across the country
‘It beggars belief that a toxicology report was done on our children’
Police are proactively working to tackle drug dealing in the area
If you are going to cry, you might as well cry in style
Choosing your road in the triangle says more about you as a dater than you’d think
Have no plans for the 14th? Now you do
It comes as a result of financial challenges the university has faced
Let’s BeReal, nobody at uni ever has a unique experience
The meeting will be held on Thursday 8th February from 5:30pm in Mooch
Only staff who had been working with them for two years will receive a redundancy package
Using your kid’s fame is ok… sometimes
In one subject, studying it at Oxbridge over any other uni will get you £47k more per year
Hate to break it to you baby girl
Could it be a familar face?
She says the culture ‘thrives off drug and alcohol abuse’ and it ‘wrecked her sobriety’
Is this The Unknown? Or does The Unknown remain unknown!?
I’m sure Ellie’s cousin was looking it up it straight after their wedding
‘Then from the shadows, a figure emerges, cloaked in mystery and malice – The Unknown!’
They even had our sad Oompa Loompa queen!
‘I don’t need a guy to provide for me’
‘Girl, we can see the timelines’
They do weddings if anyone fancies it
Mitch spoke of his ‘regrets’ during his time on the show
This should give anyone in a situationship some hope
Unsurprisingly, an ‘evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls’ is not in the film
It was probably Callum’s idea