Here they come: Notts according to this year’s freshers
God help us all
From working part-time at a local Asda to feverishly checking the UCAS track page, being a sixth former in the summer holidays is really bloody boring.
Thankfully, the incoming class of 2015 can fill their days posting on their respective uni’s freshers page to desperately try and create friendships with the people they’ll spend the next three years ignoring.
These are the best of the worst:
Remember, it’s COMPLETELY NORMAL to feel lonely or isolated at uni
Boris can’t stop you having fun (responsibly)
Only six out of the 130 universities in England ban sexual relationships between staff and their students
This is the second time in three years
At this rate, Boris and co are sending out more mixed signals than a UoN rugby boy
Praying for clubs to reopen ASAP
Despite the on-going COVID-19 rules and £10k fine
Face masks will be compulsory in all seminars and lectures
‘It got out of hand and we are really sorry’
I miss the waltzer already tbh…
The student party was hosted on Harlaxton Drive
To Ocean or not to Ocean? That is the question
PSA: Be nice to the staff, we don’t make the rules.
*cue Britney Spears – If you seek Amy*
It placed ahead of Cambridge.
Students will face disciplinary action if they break social distancing rules
Lincoln Hall will have alcohol free study and social areas plus designated quiet areas
‘This has been living in my head rent free since the moment I saw it’
Do not trust the person who ate a Breakaway as a child
Tewkesbury’s house was in a Jonas Brothers music vid!
Everyone says ‘don’t go and you’ll be fine’, but it’s not that simple
Yes, that is possible
Islanders, Gossip Girl cast and Sharpay!
Lucius Malfoy helllooooo
Don’t spend it all at once!
‘It’s not about a bee it’s about ME’
Baby Shark is my sleep paralysis demon
Even £10k couldn’t make me promote Anglia Ruskin
Arguably these are more important
I’m feeling pure Nathan Young vibes, tbh
Timmy Sepi produced the videos and says he was going to make his own film with them
Honestly think I’m gonna cry this is so cute
Look on the bright side: your mum would never let you drink a VK with Christmas dinner
Joe Exotic’s husband got ripped