13 More Shit Degrees

No degree is safe: Ben Kennedy and Laura Hutchinson continue to ignorantly explain why your degree sucks.


English: They all spend their free time reading Jane Austen in a meadow whilst blowing a dandelion.

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Theology: There’s no grad scheme at The Vatican or Mecca.

Latin: For Eton boys who want to read spells in Harry Potter and label fucking flowers.

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Animal Science: Look what happened to Steve Irwin.

German: The most distressing language on earth.

Creative Writing: Might as well get a degree in cleaning urinals, because that’s what’s going to happen.

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Film and TV: English Literature for those who can’t be arsed to read.

Midwifery: Have you seen One Born Every Minute?

Food Science: Disappointingly, Heston Blumenthal doesn’t give lectures.

Geography: They spend all day colouring in and playing with Google Earth.

Biology: Spend the rest of your life staring at mould and designing a new, improved Cilit Bang.

International Media and Communications Studies: Because calling it Media Studies is just too humiliating.

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Social Work: Jeremy Kyle.

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Think your degree is in the clear? Think again. Check out our previous article!