13 More Shit Degrees
No degree is safe: Ben Kennedy and Laura Hutchinson continue to ignorantly explain why your degree sucks.
English: They all spend their free time reading Jane Austen in a meadow whilst blowing a dandelion.
Theology: There’s no grad scheme at The Vatican or Mecca.
Latin: For Eton boys who want to read spells in Harry Potter and label fucking flowers.
Animal Science: Look what happened to Steve Irwin.
German: The most distressing language on earth.
Creative Writing: Might as well get a degree in cleaning urinals, because that’s what’s going to happen.
Film and TV: English Literature for those who can’t be arsed to read.
Midwifery: Have you seen One Born Every Minute?
Food Science: Disappointingly, Heston Blumenthal doesn’t give lectures.
Geography: They spend all day colouring in and playing with Google Earth.
Biology: Spend the rest of your life staring at mould and designing a new, improved Cilit Bang.
International Media and Communications Studies: Because calling it Media Studies is just too humiliating.
Social Work: Jeremy Kyle.
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