Sir David Attenborough Blasted by UEA Lecturer

UEA loves gay animals – and don’t you forget it Davey boy!


TV legend Sir David Attenborough has been blasted by a UEA lecturer for ignoring gay animals.

Dr Brett Mills, a media studies lecturer, claims that the BBC documentaries Sir David is so well known for focus on family values in animals and shun “alternative interpretations”.

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He said: “[homosexuality is] in pretty much every species. Many non-human species have complex and changeable forms of sexual activity. Heterosexuality is one of many possible options.”

Sir David, 86, has described male chimps hugging as “friendly affection”, and male sandpiper birds circling each other as being “aggressive”.

Welcome to the 21st Century Sir Dave!

This follows Dr Mills’ comments about Attenborough snubbing promiscuity and single parenting. He has also previously slammed shows for invading wildlife’s privacy.

The BBC declined to comment.