
Manchester’s clubbers of the week
All i want for Christmas is you, baby
Its that time of year again, Santa’s arriving soon and these lot are definitely on the naughty list.
Birthday princess of the week
Pure sass of the week

Credit: Jack Kirwin
Santas of the week

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Dabs of the week

Credit: Top of the Pops Silent Disco at The Mint Lounge

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Photobomb of the week

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Wait till you see it of the week

Credit: Tops of the Pops Silent Disco at The Mint Lounge
Club grub of the week

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Barmaids of the week
Just proper loving it of the week

Credit: Kenny Szabo

Credit: Jack Kirwin

Credit: Jack Kirwin
Best pull of the week

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A UoM student published a paper on his experience masturbating to ‘young boy characters’
Karl Andersson spent three months masturbating to ‘young boy characters’ in Japanese comics

Fallowfield fresher caught with £250k cash at Piccadilly station convicted of money laundering
Another UoM student involved in the scheme is currently serving a two-year sentence

Manchester apologises for its statement which caused ‘further upset’ after student death
The university did not comment on the future of its non-refundable deposit policy

A Manchester Uni applicant who ‘lost non-refundable £1,000 Master’s deposit’ has died
Manchester Uni racked up a £61.4 million operating surplus last year

Manchester University student graduates despite being told she had only a year to live
Laura Nuttall beat an aggressive brain cancer against doctor’s predictions with help from donations

Mediocre rankings for Manchester universities in new mental health league table
Low scoring has been described by HUMEN as ‘concerning findings’

What it’s really like behind the scenes at BBC Newsround in Salford
Don’t lie, you defo wanted to be a Newsround presenter growing up

University of Manchester to award Matt Hancock honorary degree
The uni is also exploring the idea of offering a degree to ‘someone off Love Island’ to ‘balance it out’

Applications for The Tab Manchester’s editorial team are now open
Come join the UK’s biggest student news publication

Hundreds join Reclaim the Night protest through Manchester
The protest left Owens Park and marched towards Oxford Road

Women in Media conference coming to Manchester this week
The conference is run by UoM students and supports charities MASH and Care4Calais

Andy Burnham to cap Manchester bus fares at £2
The new fares are part of a wider move towards ‘London-style public transport’

‘I’ve received calls from friends crying’: Ukrainian students share the reality of the war
We spoke to four young Ukrainians about their personal experience with the ongoing war

Manchester uni students come together to support Ukraine
At least seven cars’ worth of donations have been gathered so far

Fallowfield students hold vigil for car crushed by tree
‘We felt a little crazy with our candles and the Cars soundtrack playing over a Bluetooth speaker’

‘The future is bleak for academics’: Manchester Uni staff on why they’re striking
‘Academics are financially, physically and mentally stressed’

Man Met fresher died after slipping from halls staircase in tragic accident
‘He always wanted to make people happy and laugh’

The Manchester Tab is recruiting – come and join our team!
We’re holding an open meeting this Friday at 5pm in the University of Manchester SU

Manchester Uni students occupy Simon Building in support of UCU strikes
‘The fight against pay inequality needs the support of every student’

Over 18,000 votes were counted: Now we can officially reveal Manchester’s favourite club
We all know Manc’s nightlife is better than Leeds and cheaper than London but which club is students’ favourite?

A bespoke dress and checking out £500k venues: The details of Jamie and Sophie’s wedding
Sophie revealed the date of their upcoming wedding on live TV

Here are all the Clearing contact numbers for Russell Group unis in one handy place
Have your phone at the ready

From laptops to £3,000 in cash, these are the universities giving out freebies to freshers
Brb, re-registering as a fresher

Who is Manti Te’o from The Girlfriend Who Didn’t Exist on Netflix, and where is he now?
He’s married and has a child!

Take this quiz to see how well you remember all the mad plots in Pretty Little Liars
If you get full marks, maybe it’s time to stop rewatching x

What are the cast of To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before up to now?
Kitty is getting her own spin-off!

Here are all the freebies you can get on A-Level Results Day 2022
Nothing reels students in more like free food x

Plaster of Paris and malaria meds: All the substances missold as festival drugs in 2022
Some have nasty side effects

Iyanna and Jarrette from Love Is Blind have split up and are getting a divorce
‘We’re saddened to share we are separating and will begin the process of divorcing’

Russell Group universities ranked by how expensive their city’s pints are
And London isn’t even the most expensive!!

A definitive list of every single person you’ll meet in your uni halls this year
We all have the flatmate who’s a walking, talking Elf Bar

If your A-Level results aren’t as good as you wanted, here’s why you should take a gap year
You don’t have to take a mediocre course through Clearing

These 33 memes about Never Have I Ever season three are even more chaos than Devi
I believe in a Trent and Eleanor supremacy

Everything we know about the I’m A Celebrity All-Stars series so far
MiC’s Toff is set to make a return

‘It was worth it’: These students went through Clearing and ended up at unis they love
Clearing doesn’t have to be a negative thing

Debunked: What is the Quiet Quitting trend I’m seeing all over TikTok right now?
Can I quiet quit uni?? Asking for a mate x

The Girlfriend Who Didn’t Exist: Where is Manti Te’o’s catfish now?
Naya says she is not proud or happy with what she did in 2012

Heartstopper season two will begin filming next month and fans are shaking
Not a day goes by where I don’t think about Nick and Charlie

Gemma has finally addressed the controversy surrounding Luca on Love Island
Luca was accused of being misogynistic and controlling on the show

The poorest students will be £1.2k worse off next year, as student loan value slumps
The government is doing ‘nothing at all’ to protect students, says the IFS