Big Pets on Campus: Sid the Snake

Your ex isn’t the only snake around


Meet Sid the snake

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Name: Sid

Age: He’d rather not say

Relationship Status: Major player

Likes: Hissing, not texting back, Tinder, wrapping himself around things

Dislikes: Tories, big corporate conglomerates, marriage, chewing food

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Best Friend: Salazar Slytherin

Favourite Film: Snakes on a Plane

Favourite TV Show: Jeremy Kyle

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Dietary Requirements: Dead rodents

Favourite Music: Major Lazer & DJ Snake- Lean On

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Hobbies: Playing hide and seek, being a fuckboy

Celebrity Crush: The Basilisk

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“He’s alright when he’s not hissing about Tory scum or planning an escape.”

He’s the life of house parties and he’s a great DJ, Sid is the best student pet in Manchester – even if his housemates lose him around the house from time to time.