Big Pets on Campus: Sid the Snake
Your ex isn’t the only snake around
Jennifer NuttallMeet Sid the snake
Name: Sid
Age: He’d rather not say
Relationship Status: Major player
Likes: Hissing, not texting back, Tinder, wrapping himself around things
Dislikes: Tories, big corporate conglomerates, marriage, chewing food
Best Friend: Salazar Slytherin
Favourite Film: Snakes on a Plane
Favourite TV Show: Jeremy Kyle
Dietary Requirements: Dead rodents
Favourite Music: Major Lazer & DJ Snake- Lean On
Hobbies: Playing hide and seek, being a fuckboy
Celebrity Crush: The Basilisk
“He’s alright when he’s not hissing about Tory scum or planning an escape.”
He’s the life of house parties and he’s a great DJ, Sid is the best student pet in Manchester – even if his housemates lose him around the house from time to time.
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