Manchester’s best of Yik Yak
These are actually funny
From Brian Cox to the uni wifi breaking, we’ve managed to pull out some gems from this week.
Didn’t realise there could be somewhere worse than BaaBar
Hope he doesn’t get anything wrong
Why is it called squirrels
Gollum, is that you?
Why so expensive?
Do you even uni?
I go to manc and I do ket
Shout out to the shit uni wifi
Do they even know where Finland is?
Life is worth living x
Still counts right?
Me et al., 2015
At least you tried
Universum
Roomie Roulette: A handbook for spotting the tell-tale signs of living with a nightmare
Ella JohnstoneEveryone’s been guilty of number seven before
Former Manchester student to face up to six months in prison after Just Stop Oil protest
Rebecca MurphyPhoebe Plummer has been remanded to prison until May 16th 2024
Manchester student paid £3.2k for taking part in 10 day clinical trial during reading week
Francesca EkeFreya is unable to exercise or leave her room throughout the whole 10 days
Call for ‘creepy’ TikTok account filming women on Manchester nights out to be banned
Lucas AnnisonA woman featured in multiple videos has claimed the account is helping create a ‘community of misogynistic men’
Your one-stop shop for placement applications – from a Manc girly who just went through it
Emily BevanI am an ADHD mess of a Manchester student currently in my first month of placement
Manchester music student found dead in bathroom of halls of residence
20-year-old Cian Chantrill is described as being ‘friends with everyone’
Manchester students crash UoM Senate meeting during protest for Palestine
Students entered the meeting with banners chanting ‘your profits are covered in Palestinian blood’
Man arrested for wearing ‘offensive’ Manchester Arena bomber costume for Halloween
He has since been released on conditional police bail
Sophie Rees
We failed the Didsbury Dozen, so that you can complete it
Daniel McphersonTop tip – remember that half of it is in a different part of Didsbury
Lucy Morgan
11 unavoidable conversations in your Manchester house group-chat
Athena ThomasI have definitely been the target of some of these messages before
Sofia Sarosh
Manchester University’s Alan Gilbert building painted orange by Just Stop Oil protesters
The protester was arrested shortly afterwards by Greater Manchester Police
Planning application submitted for redevelopment of Fallowfield campus
The plans include redevelopment of Owens Park, Woolton Hall and Oak House
Seven alternative nights out for Manchester freshers that don’t involve booze
Save your bank account and wake up fresh as a daisy
Warnings issued in Manchester after circulation of super strength MDMA pills
Drug harm reduction resource MANDRAKE has tested pills with extremely high doses of MDMA
ALIVE: Manchester’s student-run festival is back with a bang this month
Molly WilkinsonCome and check out over 30 student artists for the price of a pint
University of Manchester announces Nightline closure
The service provided confidential overnight support for students
These are officially the best private schools for 2024, if you’ve got a spare £50k to burn
Emily SmithThe Times’ private school ranking 2024 is out
Um, people are completely convinced Nathanial and Adrienne from MAFS UK are dating now?
Ellie RingHe posted a very lengthy reel about how much he loves her
Bibs, bras and better veneers: This is what the MAFS UK 2023 cast should get for Christmas
Arthur should definitely get a shirt that’s suitable for dinner
All the big songs from the Hunger Games’ soundtracks, ranked from flop to bop
Harrison BrocklehurstCan’t and won’t stop singing Can’t Catch Me Now
There are loads of throwback pictures of the Oppenheim twins and they are wild
Hayley SoenSeeing them with hair feels wrong
Ranking every romanceable companion in Baldur’s Gate 3 by how many red flags they have
Not Gale talking about his ex every five minutes
It’s confirmed! Squid Game: The Challenge will be back for season two – here’s how to apply
I genuinely think I could win
The Tab’s Christmas gift guide: Actually good gifts for every type of person in your life
From the wannabe TikToker to your dad
An ode to Barry Keoghan and his chaotically sexy Instagram
I can’t escape this man and honestly? I don’t want to
RIP I’m A Celeb (2002-2023): It was fun while it lasted, but let’s call it a day now
Casting controversial politicians isn’t dramatic, it’s desperate
An investigation into whether Enrique Iglesias can actually sing or not
Is everything I’ve heard a lie?
Yikes, if your boyfriend can’t pass this ‘name a woman’ test, TikTok says dump him
Not one guy saying Fiona from Shrek
Inside the extremely uncomfortable true story May December is based on
Mary Kay Letourneau groomed Vili Fualaau when he was 12 – the two then had children and married
Bling Empire cast member Jessey Lee’s ex has accused him of physical and mental abuse
He has snapped back at the allegations
Omg guys, we might be getting a One Tree Hill reboot according to Chad Michael Murray
Lucas Scott might actually be coming back into our lives
Inside the heartbreaking theory Donna is going to die in the final Doctor Who special
I’m so scared guys I can’t take this
Um, everyone thinks Ashley has spoiled who wins Squid Game: The Challenge on Twitter
She’s posted that one of the finalists took her to Disneyland and Louis Vuitton
How much your Russell Group Student Union officers are actually paid, revealed
Ngl you couldn’t pay me £100k to be an SU Prez
Arrests, awards and becoming artists: 30 years on, what the cast of Home Alone are up to now
They’ve all gone on to do completely different things
From Love Islanders to A-listers: The best British Fashion Awards looks, ranked
Maya Jama left my jaw on the ground