Manchester’s best of Yik Yak
These are actually funny
From Brian Cox to the uni wifi breaking, we’ve managed to pull out some gems from this week.
Didn’t realise there could be somewhere worse than BaaBar
Hope he doesn’t get anything wrong
Why is it called squirrels
Gollum, is that you?
Why so expensive?
Do you even uni?
I go to manc and I do ket
Shout out to the shit uni wifi
Do they even know where Finland is?
Life is worth living x
Still counts right?
Me et al., 2015
At least you tried
The Tab
George Floyd mural in Northern Quarter defaced with racist slur
James Gilby HoweGMP is currently investigating the crime
Exclusive: Email reveals UoM’s plans to cut jobs due to income loss
Phoebe BurnsThe email estimates a potential income loss of £160 million
The Deaf Institute and Gorilla have both been saved from closure by new buyer
Both venues announced they were closing last week
Six bouncers involved in attack at Factory plead guilty and receive sentences
They all have to complete 150 hours of community service
The Deaf Institute and Gorilla are both closing for good
The permanent closure of both is as a result of the coronavirus lockdown
Marcus Rashford gets honorary doctorate from the University of Manchester
He is the youngest ever recipient of an honorary degree
Pippa Dennis
Poppy Bilderbeck
Rise in Covid-related deaths in Fallowfield not students’ fault, says councillor
Poverty and overcrowding have played a larger part in the high number of deaths
UoM SU calls on Uni to do more in support of Black Lives Matter
The SU has published a list of 8 demands
Manchester student vows to send racist comments in FSG to uni and places of work
She posted in FSG warning people that she’d be ‘outing yall’
UoM ranks 38 places above Man Met in Complete University Guide 2021 league table
UoM was ranked 17th nationally, whereas Man Met was joint 54th
In pictures: 30,000 people protest in Manchester for Black Lives Matter
This weekend’s pictures from Manchester’s Black Lives Matter protests
UoM Women’s Lacrosse Club has raised over £2,500 for Show Racism The Red Card
Members of the club have collectively been running the length of the UK
‘Manchester should be proud’: Thousands protest for Black Lives Matter
Each day saw upwards of 15,000 people protesting
Two Black Lives Matter protests to take place in Manchester this weekend
The protests will take place on both Saturday and Sunday
You can now buy UoM signet rings and I’ve never seen anything more Fallow in my life
Because nothing says Fallowfield like a £750 gold signet ring
Meet Freddie Pearson: Manchester third year with 120,000 Instagram followers
The mental health advocate spills all on ‘influencing’, fitness and social media
Manchester Uni finally agrees to fully divest from fossil fuels
It will end investments in fossil fuel reserve and extraction companies by 2022 and ‘decarbonise’ all investments by 2038
This is how long students from your uni actually spend in the library
Greg BarradaleYou’re probably going to feel quite bad reading this
Paul Mescal is auctioning off his Normal People shorts and I’m ready to be bankrupt
Izzy SchifanoTAKE MY MONEY TAKE IT ALL
Channel 4’s new doc will show what it’s really like to work at Missguided
Lydia VennInside Missguided starts next week!
Harry Ainsworth
Hayley Soen
Dear white people: We really hate the term BAME, so stop using it
Vivian IroanyaI do not identify as BAME, none of my friends refer to themselves as BAME, so why use the term?
‘I went from a B to a fail’: Scottish students on their results being moderated down
Maddy Mussen‘It’s a total kick in the teeth’
All the pathetic challenges you did as a British teenager, ranked
Doing the cinnamon challenge just to feel something x
All the times world politics was actually just a scene from The Thick Of It
Jake LoaderI wish this wasn’t so accurate
The votes are in: It’s time to meet the UK’s biggest BNOC of all
We’re unsure if this is a good one to put on the CV
Could you get into Cambridge? Answer these bizarre interview questions and maybe
8. Do you like Birmingham?
Britney is reportedly in talks for a ‘tell-all interview’ about her conservatorship
‘She believes it’s time for the world to hear her full story’
Mariam Musa is the first UK black influencer to have a fast fashion brand collection
Her I Saw It First collection came out yesterday
People are saying they can’t sleep after watching The Fall on Netflix
Jamie Dornan has been appearing in a lot of nightmares
QUIZ: Find out which Tracy Beaker character you are and then bog off
Georgia MooneyDo you consider yourself to be well ‘ard?
This is everything we know about the new creepy Netflix drama ‘Ratched’
It’s already been confirmed for two seasons
Here are all the ways you can donate to help Lebanon
Bean UrquhartOver 4,000 people have been injured following the Beirut explosion
