These are the questions the freshers of 15/16 are asking themselves
Brace yourselves…the freshers are coming
Robert FirthWill people think I’m a terrorist?
How much information is too much?
Am I irrelevant?
Did I forget to put my ego aside?
Do I under sell myself?
Do I over sell myself?
Will I miss Birmingham’s avant-garde music scene?
When did I last leave the house?
Am I a racist dick head?
What’s Manchester’s best night out?
Will I pass my Maths A-Level?
Am I too forward?
When did Oxford lower its entry requirements?
Universum
Roomie Roulette: A handbook for spotting the tell-tale signs of living with a nightmare
Ella JohnstoneEveryone’s been guilty of number seven before
Former Manchester student to face up to six months in prison after Just Stop Oil protest
Rebecca MurphyPhoebe Plummer has been remanded to prison until May 16th 2024
Manchester student paid £3.2k for taking part in 10 day clinical trial during reading week
Francesca EkeFreya is unable to exercise or leave her room throughout the whole 10 days
Call for ‘creepy’ TikTok account filming women on Manchester nights out to be banned
Lucas AnnisonA woman featured in multiple videos has claimed the account is helping create a ‘community of misogynistic men’
Your one-stop shop for placement applications – from a Manc girly who just went through it
Emily BevanI am an ADHD mess of a Manchester student currently in my first month of placement
Manchester music student found dead in bathroom of halls of residence
20-year-old Cian Chantrill is described as being ‘friends with everyone’
Manchester students crash UoM Senate meeting during protest for Palestine
Students entered the meeting with banners chanting ‘your profits are covered in Palestinian blood’
Man arrested for wearing ‘offensive’ Manchester Arena bomber costume for Halloween
He has since been released on conditional police bail
Sophie Rees
We failed the Didsbury Dozen, so that you can complete it
Daniel McphersonTop tip – remember that half of it is in a different part of Didsbury
Lucy Morgan
11 unavoidable conversations in your Manchester house group-chat
Athena ThomasI have definitely been the target of some of these messages before
Sofia Sarosh
Manchester University’s Alan Gilbert building painted orange by Just Stop Oil protesters
The protester was arrested shortly afterwards by Greater Manchester Police
Planning application submitted for redevelopment of Fallowfield campus
The plans include redevelopment of Owens Park, Woolton Hall and Oak House
Seven alternative nights out for Manchester freshers that don’t involve booze
Save your bank account and wake up fresh as a daisy
Warnings issued in Manchester after circulation of super strength MDMA pills
Drug harm reduction resource MANDRAKE has tested pills with extremely high doses of MDMA
ALIVE: Manchester’s student-run festival is back with a bang this month
Molly WilkinsonCome and check out over 30 student artists for the price of a pint
University of Manchester announces Nightline closure
The service provided confidential overnight support for students
All this year’s bizarre Christmas crisps, ranked from ‘oh go on then’ to unforgivable
Harrison BrocklehurstWhen will we be free of shops turning anything remotely festive into a crisp flavour?
Loads of the Squid Game: The Challenge cast are on Cameo now – here’s how much they charge
Hayley SoenBrb paying £16 to get the guy who chose the umbrella to throw up in his mouth on camera x
This maths question is destroying group chats, so what is 60÷5(7-4)?
Why is the answer I got completely different to everyone else please?
The most popular I’m A Celeb 2023 campmates, by who gained the most Instagram followers
Who has been following Nigel Farage? WHO?
From Chelsea to King of the jungle: Sam Thompson’s jam packed TV career in full
He’s been on more shows than I’ve had hot dinners
Erica and Jordan savagely say Laura treated MAFS like an ‘audition for Made in Chelsea’
They haven’t held back in going for their fellow cast members
Yo ho: Why your TikTok FYP is suddenly obsessed with the North Sea
I don’t know what’s scarier, the choppy waters or the pirate song
‘I don’t believe in it whatsoever’: Erica and Jordan slate Peggy and Georges’ ‘fake’ relationship
‘They have an agreement that they only see each other once a week’
Steroids, rehab and cooking a rat: I’m a Celeb’s biggest controversies over the years
I’m still mad at Amir and Iain for eating those strawberries
A rundown of where all the I’m A Celeb campmates went to uni
I guess Nigel Farage must have gone to the University of Life
These 25 memes about the Squid Game: The Challenge finale deserve $4.56million too
Now that’s over I really don’t know what to do with myself
Ranked: These are officially the 16 richest I’m A Celeb contestants of all time
Strictly multimillionaires only!
After the drama of Squid Game: The Challenge, here’s what Mai is up to now
‘I’m still Mai – except I came out stronger’
Only a Gag City resident Barb can get full marks on this Nicki Minaj features quiz
Queen of arriving on a song, slaying for 30 seconds and then calling it a day
The winner of Squid Game: The Challenge has been revealed, here’s how they spent the money
Where do you even begin spending $4.56million?
All the secret signals I’m A Celeb campmates use to communicate with their families
Everyone thinks Nigel Farage’s letter from home had a secret code in
Love Island’s Camilla and Jamie are expecting their third child together!
This is so cute I could cry
An ode to Tony Bellew: The sexy, sensitive boxer who’s already our king of the jungle
Phoebe KowhaiHonestly think I might be in love with this man
We asked ChatGPT what each Russell Group uni should get for Christmas and it’s so unhinged
Emily SmithBecause every student needs a monocle or a baguette survival kit
45 perfect bangers Rockstar NEED to add to the Grand Theft Auto 6 car radio
Driving through Vice City blasting Nelly Furtado’s Say It Right? A must
Skydiving and owning a Tesla: Inside Matt Rife’s whirlwind life since his rise to fame
I’m lowkey mad he’s got a girlfriend