There is a lecturer at Manchester called Dr Death
I don’t think he’s killed any one
Dr Carl Death is a Senior Lecturer in International Political Economy.
The deathly prof joined the uni in August 2013, and has also spent a few years at Aberystwyth as well as a year at Dublin City University.
Third year PPE student Hanif admitted that he was apprehensive before his first lecture with the professor of doom: “The lecture theatre descended into silence as he entered, but we soon realised that there was absolutely nothing to worry about.
Despite the morbid name, he’s actually quite nice. The professor is known for his cheerful attitude and approachable nature.
Law and Politics third year student Gyuri has a lot of time for Death: “He’s the complete opposite of his name. He’s far from deathly.
“I took his Politics and Development class last year. He’s very helpful, so friendly, so clear and is really approachable.
“He even gave away a free copy of his book. He’s actually really funny!”
Jokester Hani added: “He shouldn’t be called Dr Death…He should be called Dr Life”
There has been an outpouring of support over the defaced mural
Some board members said it ‘could give the impression that the board had not given sufficient consideration to issues raised’
Rent Strikers promise to continue ‘to hold this uni and its management accountable for as long as they fail to do so themselves’
Over 4,000 people have now signed a petition against it
Uni Vice President April McMahon sees blended learning as the ‘norm for students in the future’
‘Being denied access to basic needs in 2021 is disgusting and outrageous’
But it’s 104th for student satisfaction
Occupiers say it was a ‘complete waste of money’ by the uni
‘His presence still lingers on in my flat and it would be like a never-ending nightmare’
Tickets go on sale from 10am this Thursday
This is, in the most literal sense, a ‘Pub Quiz’
Jewish residents are ‘concerned for their safety’
Booking library spots is like queuing for concert or festival tickets so here’s where to study at UoM
And our top tips for securing a spot
Here’s to hoping we don’t see a fourth!
In five years UoM has fined almost 600 students in its ‘zero-tolerance drugs policy’
Labour ‘bucked the trend in Manchester’
The protest will be Monday at 8pm
Damian running to greet Francesca but not Gigi? Criminal
You love the innuendo-ridden connotations that your peach emoji carries
‘Father, son and House Of Gucci’
I’d just like to thank whoever made skateboarding an Olympic sport
Of course Mary’s gained the most
We’re down to the top six and it’s anyone’s game
The reunion party was to celebrate the two year anniversary of the married couples
John B is nowhere near 16, that’s for sure
Not much has changed but they live underwater!!!
Very sad that it has nothing to do with the Kesha song
Well you know what they say…if you can’t sing, teach P.E
And how to avoid it
Whilst carnage erupts in Casa Amor, at least these are nice to look at
People thought Damian and Francesca were dating when they were pictured together last year
Things are about to hot up
Merlin from First Dates would never cheat on me in Casa Amor 💔