James is UCL’s Maddest Fresher
Are we surprised?
Paddy BakerWith a staggering 80 per cent of the vote, James has ridden the landslide of popularity to officially become UCL’s maddest fresher.
Woo
His friend had told The Tab: “Having accumulated somewhere close to £1,000 in fines since the start of September, as well as almost being detained by French police on this year’s ski trip, no other fresher, let alone Medic, comes close.”
It was clear from the word ‘go’ that James was the winner – all the freshers were mad but this guy was truly on another level, another plain of existence.
Celebrating his victory
We contacted James for a comment but his friend let us know he was still asleep.
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