This is exactly what your Halloween plans in Liverpool say about you as a student

What’s spookier than your bank account after Halloweekend?


Halloween can be a bit like marmite sometimes – you either love it or hate it, but you can’t deny that it’s one of the biggest nights of the year in the student calendar. Halloweekend is right around the corner, and whether you’ve already started celebrating the weekend before, or are preserving yourself for the upcoming Saturday night, let’s see what your Halloween plans in Liverpool really say about you.

Staying in

Let’s face it, you’re probably a final year student swamped by deadlines already, or you’ve taken things too far this semester and are very much in need of a night in. You’re bold for choosing Halloween as your time for a night in, I commend you for actually going along with the “taking a break from drinking” statement you make every couple of days. Stick on a film and rest up, there’s always next year.

Bar-hopping around Concert Square

It’s a classic, can’t go wrong plan. You definitely thrive off routine and familiarity, so why switch things up for Halloweekend? Your commitment to staying in your comfort zone even stretches to withstanding hour-long queues on a cold October night – you’re a soldier in my eyes. Or maybe your costume of choice is that good that you’re desperate to be spotted on a Cool It Liverpool TikTok, and there’s no better place to do it than Concert Square.

Trick or Treating

It’s time to let it go, I’m sorry. You might refer to trick or treating as “healing your inner child” but really you just need to pop to the big Asda in Smithdown to get your sugar fix, rather than fighting some local kids for a bag of starmix. You could use girl math to argue that you’re technically meal prepping for the year by hoarding sweets and chocolate, but who are you really kidding.

Any kind of event at Camp and Furnace

You think you’re avoiding the mainstreamers by not going into town, but really you’re going to be surrounded by a load of freshers experiencing their first Halloweekend, and that’s never a pretty sight. Let me guess, you’re going as a black cat or a pirate this year? Or maybe pushing the boat out as a cowboy? It’s fine, we’ve all been there.

House Party

There’s nothing scarier than a student house in Smithdown, so honestly, very fitting for Halloween. It’ll be a friend of a course friend’s housemate’s event, and you’ll bring everyone you possibly know just as an excuse to get plastered. You’re probably feral and will end up getting back home at 6am, when won’t be able to differentiate your “just woke up” look from your Halloween outfit the night before.

Pub

You can’t deal with the FOMO of not going out on Halloween, but you’re most likely a second year entering their grandma era who can’t hack £4 doubles anymore. You probably think you’re being wise here, only going for a couple, and aiming to be in bed by 10pm. Before you know it, you’re in town, screaming “trick or treat” at unsuspecting freshers, and the only scary sight is the total in your bank account the morning after.

Happy Halloween!

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