
Liverpool clubbers of the week
Week six skankin’
Stunners of the week




Lurkers of the week


Squad of the week



Album cover of the week


Dog-people of the week


The most friendly anyone in Garlands has ever been to a sniffer dog
Most committed clubber of the week

And the rest…




Can’t see you with my hater blockers on x

Meet the Liverpool students running side hustles alongside their studies
Move over banana bread, these are the real bread-winners

‘Kind-hearted and funny’ University of Liverpool student killed in lorry crash
‘He will be truly missed by everyone that knew and played with him’

Liverpool archaeology lecturer jailed for trying to arrange sex with 13-year-old
The technician wanted to molest the child while her mum watched

Liverpool students tell us their wildest pre-Covid clubbing stories
Some of you are absolute psychos

These are the six types of Liverpool lads you’ll meet on the dating scene
Sorry, but the fish pics need to go

Liverpool BNOC 2021 nominations are now open!
Do you think you or someone you know has what it takes to be crowned Liverpool’s BNOC 2021?

Liverpool JMU student charged after secretly filming sex and sharing in rugby group chat
The woman filmed was unaware she was being recorded

Freshers: It’s not too late to sort out your second-year housing
Here’s a guide on where to live and how to get a place there

The Tab Liverpool is hiring new writers and we want YOU!
Come along to our open meeting on Friday 12th February

Mass testing to be extended to Liverpool after cases of new Covid mutation found
Matt Hancock has described the new cases as ‘concerning’

All the random words you’ll learn when living with Northerners at uni
Sorry, did you just say you’re craving some ket?

University of Liverpool closes Sydney Jones Library ‘until further notice’
Students can still book spaces in the Harold Cohen and other on campus locations

University of Liverpool confirms five-day extension on all coursework deadlines
You can now submit an assignment five days later without needing an application for an extension

Liverpool Guild President co-signs letter to Russell Group asking for no detriment policy
‘We will keep fighting to ensure that students are being properly supported by all Universities’

Liverpool student creates petition demanding more mental health support during lockdown
The petition also calls for extensions on assessment deadlines and a ‘safety-net’ policy

A Liverpool student has started a petition for a no detriment policy
‘We as university students have been continuously neglected’

A UoL student has written an open letter to the University asking for a safety blanket
The letter also asks for more mental health support during the pandemic

Liverpool City Region sees rise in coronavirus infection rate for the first time in over a month
Sefton’s infection rate has increased by 15 per cent in the last week

Marriage or Mortgage on Netflix is about to be the new trashy reality show heaven
Home interiors AND dream weddings? I’m sold

These are the Married at First Sight Australia couples who are still together
Wow I wonder if Jess and Dan went the distance?

All the types of boys you find on Tinder when you move back home
The guy who still poses with his mum’s Ford Fiesta is the worst

Ranked: The top 10 universities with the highest number of single students
Is it too late to transfer?

Lockdown will have had a ‘substantial impact’ on revenge porn cases, lawyer warns
Cases have nearly doubled since 2019

Meet the cast of new Netflix series Ginny and Georgia and where you recognise them from
Another drama series to binge on? Oh, go on then

An Instagram account is claiming Kendall Jenner edited her waist in a video
They’re suggesting she used a body filter

Ranked: The percentage of students who actually drop out of each Russell Group uni
Okay but the real news is that 97 per cent of students who go to Exeter like it enough to stay

These 33 memes about Behind Her Eyes on Netflix are even more wild than the show
I didn’t think that was possible but here we are!!

Which Married at First Sight Australia Season 6 couple is categorically the worst?
*cough* Billy and Susie *cough*

Your ‘jokes’ about losing weight in time for June 21st are just fatphobic, so stop
Find a new joke because this one was never funny

Despite the pandemic, these students from low-income backgrounds bagged Oxbridge places
‘I was running to the public library the night before my interview’

These stories of leaked nudes at school show just how shameful our reaction was
‘She was suspended because teachers said they couldn’t look her in the eye’

These are all the festivals and events that are back on this summer
Could 2021 get any better than this?

Meet the drag acts studying at UK unis right now
Expect cheek, nerve, audacity, gall and even gumption

People are using this TikTok audio to catch people out for watching PornHub
They’re playing the ‘Hey Lol’ audio to their parents and young siblings, awks

Listen up: You really don’t need to lose any weight by June 21st
You can still have a hot girl summer without losing any weight

Love Island marriages: These are all the Islanders who have wed since the show
Jamie and Camilla have just got engaged!

Ok so why is TikTok full of hamster profile pictures? The new cult explained
Yeah so, this is happening