
Liverpool clubbers of the week
Week six skankin’
Stunners of the week




Lurkers of the week


Squad of the week



Album cover of the week


Dog-people of the week


The most friendly anyone in Garlands has ever been to a sniffer dog
Most committed clubber of the week

And the rest…




Can’t see you with my hater blockers on x

So you just got in to Liverpool uni: Here are 11 pieces of advice for incoming Freshers’
Your soulmate it probably not *that* guy from your hometown

‘It was liberating’: Liverpool girlies on shaving their heads
‘I was so confident, so free and so happy’

Missing Liverpool student ‘found safe and well by police’
Danny Carberry was reported missing earlier this week

A Liverpool John Moores student has been reported missing
Danny Carberry was reportedly last seen yesterday in Liverpool city centre

Voting is open! Here are the students running for Liverpool Guild President
The voting period starts today and ends on the 25th of March

Beloved music venue Meraki says it may be facing closure
‘Meraki’s survival is under serious threat’

Time to put your degree to use: Here are the best pub quizzes in Liverpool
All those hours of watching The Chase have led to this moment

Sick of the SJ and Harold Cohen? Here are the top five alternative places to study in Liverpool
Because the same four walls can get old REAL quick

UOL Student-Staff Solidarity demonstration causes cancellation of lectures for today
‘Their working conditions are our learning conditions’

‘Tuition should reflect time lost’: How Liverpool students feel about the strikes
Strikers are taking action over falling pay, the gender and ethnic pay gap, precarious employment practices, and unsafe workloads

‘I watched him play Xbox in his room’: These are Liverpool’s most horrific dating stories
‘Her ex was our waiter, then they got back together afterwards’

The Tab Liverpool is looking for new writers – and we want you!
Come along to our open meeting at the Guild on Wednesday 9th February at 6pm!

Liverpool Sports Societies raise over £25,000 for Movember
Sadly there is now a lack of moustaches around Smithdown

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal! Here’s the best things to do in Liverpool this Christmas
With Christmas deadlines approaching, we all need a bit of Christmas cheer

Start your engines! These are the top drag queens for you to see in Liverpool
Because they are what? Sickening

Food banks in Liverpool City Region: Where to find them and who can use them
Nine per cent of students have used food banks during the pandemic’

If you wear any of these outfits on Liverpool’s campus you need to sort yourself out
Please, it’s time to sack off the leavers hoodie

UCU strike dates announced for early December
If the strikers demands are not met there may be more ‘sustained disruption’

Four arrested after explosion at Liverpool Women’s hospital released after questioning
£28,000 has already been raised for the taxi driver

These Islanders have shared their Love Island audition tapes, and they are hilarious
Coco said she wants to be on the show because she needs to be ‘pregnant right now’ 💀

Six months after the show, here’s what the cast of Love Is Blind season two are up to now
From couples getting divorced, to others getting married to new people

One of The Tinder Swindler’s victims is ‘joining’ the Celebs Go Dating line up
‘Cecilie wants a decent man who won’t take her for a ride’

Amber Gill has come out publicly for the first time since her ‘switching teams’ tweet
She says she meant exactly what she said

Quiz: Locate all these Russell Group unis on a map to prove you deserve to get into uni
Looks like I might need to resit some A-Levels

50 Black students have secured Oxbridge offers following help from diversity programme
Target Oxbridge alumni have gone onto have careers as lawyers and doctors

Stop hounding those Clearing hotlines and cry over these crippling A-Level results day memes
In the words of Katie Price, never underestimate the C

Packing for uni? These underrated essentials are a must for any new university students
A fancy dress cowboy hat is obviously essential x

Just a list of 24 things we *wish* we’d known before starting uni
Your kitchen will inexplicably smell like the bin – learn to live with it

These are the top 10 most popular unis right now, according to Google Trends
Basically everyone wants to go to Exeter and Cardiff

‘I’m human like everybody else’: Tasha has spoken about ableism she faced after Love Island
‘You can have a negative opinion but never bring someone’s superpower into it because that’s ableism’

From the GC to Jeremy Corbyn, all the celebs who failed or never took their A-Levels
Spoiler, they’re all now pretty wealthy

‘My DMs are full of casting researchers’: Meet the people who turned down Love Island
One person literally just said they were ‘too busy’ for the UK’s biggest dating show

Amelia from Chicken Shop Date is being slammed for fuelling stereotypes about Black people
‘She has no business monetising from a culture she has nothing to do with’

Ukrainian A-Level student lands Durham Uni place as his dad fights on the front line
He’s off to Durham Uni to study Biological Sciences

He’s back! Here’s Jeremy Clarkson’s cursed A-Level results day 2022 tweet
In case you’d forgotten, he got a C and two Us x

Love Island’s Adam Collard was attacked by a group of men whilst on a night out with Paige
‘Adam and his friends were extremely shaken up by the situation’

A bespoke dress and checking out £500k venues: The details of Jamie and Sophie’s wedding
Sophie revealed the date of their upcoming wedding on live TV