This quiz will tell you which Leeds club you are, really
You might put on a vintage sweatshirt and tiny glasses, but you’re still Fruity
It’s been almost seven months since we stepped foot in our favourite Leeds clubs, and whether you’re a hardcore Pryzm girl, a dedicated Mission man, or someone who just loves to get off their tits at Wire, we all dearly miss our favourite night out destinations.
But, whilst you may have your preferences, this is not a matter of personal choice. Much as the wand chooses the wizard, the club chooses the student. Despite your hardest efforts to reinvent yourself at uni, there’s no getting past the fact that some elements of your personality will always expose you as aligning with one certain club over another.
Always get your work in on time and use lots of coloured highlighters? Popworld. Mountains of dirty crockery beside your bed? Beaver Works.
So, if you’re a Fresher itching to know which club you should visit first after lockdown, or a veteran Leeds student longing to know which venue suits you most, take this quiz to find out which Leeds club you truly are:
This laptop can actually deal with The Sims without sounding like it’s about to take flight
After initially kicking the abusive party out, the manager let them back in as they ‘deserved a second chance’
BT says we can’t have nice things anymore
Rahhh, where’s my Moderna?
Around 300 people attended
20 per cent of students chose not to follow self-isolation guidelines
She also won the Graduate Fashion Foundation x TikTok competition
I did a ski season on my gap yah…
We just want blue VKs, sweaty dancefloors and Tinie Tempah’s ‘Pass Out’ played at a deafening volume
Theo Beckett will be walking 50 laps of the park tomorrow, to raise money for the Stroke Association
Hundreds of students emerged onto a back street after a house party was shut down around 4AM on Sunday Morning
Have we found an Eddy B Spiderman?
Let’s ignore the fact York made it to number 5
One group of students are paying £500 to get theirs back
If you’re number 4, please read the room.
“your 9k a year is not enough money for them to heat up the lecture rooms clearly”
But we can go clubbing at Fruity?
You can even attend in free graduation robes
A UoL student has written an open letter to the Universities Minister asking for in-person lectures next year
It has over 125 signatures so far
Is free Deliveroo the key to getting the remaining third of young people vaccinated?
Yes of course Ginger Minj’s All Stars 6 entrance look is here
More than 20 people have been hospitalised this weekend after taking drugs on nights out
The caps will set you back £25
Your hideaway look says a LOT about you
Can Lauren and Cameron adopt me???
Yeah, this lot are overachievers
This man is unhinged and I love every second of it
A fifth of applicants won’t get their first choice uni
Chuggs is a well connected man
I’m voting Toby and Chloe to win
Only 67 per cent of young people have had the vaccine
Damian running to greet Francesca but not Gigi? Criminal
You love the innuendo-ridden connotations that your peach emoji carries
‘Father, son and House Of Gucci’
I’d just like to thank whoever made skateboarding an Olympic sport
Of course Mary’s gained the most
We’re down to the top six and it’s anyone’s game
The reunion party was to celebrate the two year anniversary of the married couples
John B is nowhere near 16, that’s for sure