Vote for Exeter’s most eligible bachelor: Heat two
Stud muffins hot out the oven
Carrie GandemerAnother day, another round, another chance to vote for your favourite fitty.
Oliver Matthew Penton
On the right
Subject and year of study
Philosophy, Third year
Quote about the candidate
None given
Comment on nomination
"I have a girlfriend"
Sam Peters
Subject and year of study
History, Third year
Quote about the candidate
"Exe's ultimate hopeless romantic – once tried to chat up a girl by asking how many hours of uni a week she had"
Comment on nomination
When asked how he felt about the incoming female attention "well 0% isn't hard to improve so ye looking forward to it"
Alex Nisbet
Subject and year of study
Classics, Second year
Quote about the candidate
"Nipple by name nipple by nature"
Comment on nomination
"All credit goes to mum and dad for making a fit little sort"
Sam Keat
Subject and year of study
Biology, RAM team leader
Quote about the candidate
"Cooks your curly fries, an absolute legend. Find him at DSP"
Comment on nomination
"I don't even do a degree here…"
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