Clubbers of the Week
Showcasing the best nostril-kissers, girl bands and dad-dancers in the Edinburgh club scene
Will LangstonGather round, everyone.
Yes, it's time for Clubbers of the Week. What a time to be alive.
This week's offering bring to you some new, exciting categories, along with some of the old goldies which are ready to blow your mind.
You'll laugh, you'll cry, and this week's edition will ultimately change your life.
So, without any further ado…
Hero of the Week
Obviously referring to the good soul who whipped out the FAB
Heroine of the Week
Zero fucks given, love this person
Photobomb of the Week
Apple rumbled
Awkward Clubbers of the Week
Met in their first seminar, reunited at WhyNot: VERY AWKWARD
I LIKE YOUR T SHIRT, DO YOU LIKE VANS?????
So when hugging someone…what, I just, like this???
WTF of the Week
Pal, there are vegans in here
Third-Wheel of the Week
What we have here is a VERY proud friend
Third-Wheel of the Week – Runners Up
Cute
Let's av a photo then!!!
LET MEEEEEEEEEE IN
Wankers of the Week
From left to right: Aaron, Jonty and Paul
Mutants of the Week
Well deserved
Mutant of the Week – Runners Up
Probs had head rush after this piccy was taken
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
I wish I knew what was going on here
Unhappy Clubbers of the Week – Runners Up
Ffs I don't like Nobbly Bobbly's
He deffo just got the saxophone confiscated
Someone give that guy a hug (when you see it)
Boy Band of the Week
Louis Walsh would LOVE these guys
Boy Band of the Week – Runners Up
Definitely saw these boys in the X Factor semi-final
Used to be 1D, now I'm out free
Girl Band of the Week
HAIM??? IS THAT YOU???
Girl Band of the Week – Runners Up
PLAY SHOUT OUT TO MY EX!!!
17 Year-Olds of the Week
16, 16, at a push 17
17 Year-Olds of the Week – Runners Up
The photographer cropped out the alcoholic drink tokens
Someone let the bouncers know that there's three lads in here with firearms
And/or the sixth form couple of the week
"Thumbs Up Friends" of the Week
friend
new car friend
oh, he's just some guy
You get the idea
This really is a perfectly executed thumbs up
Mate, what are you doing, you know that's my pose
DJ Booth-Invaders of the Week
Knew he'd bloody do that, typical
Can I have a go, please?
Dad-Dancer of the Week
The most endearing club photo I've ever seen
Best of the Rest
Someone took a poo in the LED room AGAIN
Please be my friend
There's so much going on in this photo
I hope I'm right in assuming that the photographer stopped for quick selfie
TOP BRANDING
Having the time of their lives
The mum of the group out on the town
Before I say goodbye, I'm going to kiss your nostrils
Thanks for tuning in, see you next time.
Credits:
Ben Glasgow
David Wilkinson // Empirical
Neil Stewart
James Gourlay
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Can this semester end already x
We spoke to the Edinburgh University student behind the EmpowerHer exhibition
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Your ultimate guide to the best lunch spots for students on campus at Edinburgh University
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Drink to forget that there’s only two weeks left of the semester x
We spoke to Edinburgh Uni’s Irish Society ahead of St Paddy’s Day
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I made my own vegan pizza in the Wanderers Kneaded van and it was delicious
A huge pro: Warming up by the fire
Khushi Parekh
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Here’s how to celebrate International Women’s Day in Edinburgh this year
Mia SiitonenFor the brave, there’s a sunrise swim
Edinburgh uni professor paid damages by Tory Minister over false claims of supporting Hamas
Lauren McDougall‘Michelle Donelan made a cheap political point at my expense and caused serious damage to my reputation’
Edinburgh University students Clubbers of the Week: Praying for heaven after Week Seven
How do you all still not know how to pose for a picture?
A study in style: Mastering midterm fashion trends in George Square
Roni SharpFrom maxi skirts to fur coats – it’s mid-terms baby!
Pro-Palestine protesters at Edinburgh Uni have occupied the Gordon Aikman lecture theatre
‘We refuse to see millions generated from our own tuition fees invested in Israeli arms’
Tori has finally spilled what her friendship status is now with the other MAFS Australia girls
Harrison Brocklehurst‘What those girls did to me was not friendship’
Emily Smith
Madeleine complains that her MAFS Australia edit made her look like a ‘batsh*t crazy b*tch’
Francesca EkeThe psychic medium said that producers ‘pushed on a relationship topic that she didn’t want to go into’
MAFS Australia bride says groom broke up with her ‘out of the blue’ and won’t reply to her
‘He won’t reply to me. He hasn’t replied’
A body language expert says Jack and Tori are lying about having sex on MAFS Australia
‘Do I think they had proper sex? No’
Everything Eden and Jayden have been up to since their messy run on MAFS Australia
Apparently they broke up FOUR TIMES after filming finished
This is why everyone thinks Taylor Swift’s song thanK you aIMee is about Kim Kardashian
The title literally spells out KIM!!
All the savage Matty Healy lyrics Taylor Swift sings on The Tortured Poets Department
‘They shake their heads and say God help her when I tell them he’s my man’
Richard Gadd speaks about how similar Baby Reindeer’s Martha actually is to his real stalker
Phoebe KowhaiShe did actually send him over 41,071 emails and leave 350 hours of voicemails
Student at £43,000 a year private school ‘smashed the skulls’ of two students with hammer
The 17-year-old also tried to kill a teacher in ‘horrific attack’
Ellie Ring
What have Timothy and Lucinda been up to since their MAFS Australia 2024 homestay fight?
They’re still besties!
Here’s where to watch Richard Gadd next if you’re obsessed with Netflix’s Baby Reindeer
He’s in a police show with Stephen Graham!
Digs at Davide to Lorraine Kelly drama: What Ekin-Su has been up to since Celeb Big Brother
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After their tense homestay, are Jack and Tori still together after MAFS Australia 2024?
I need answers immediately
Yikes! A snippet of Taylor Swift’s new album has allegedly leaked and people are SLATING it
‘We declared Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist’ is an actual lyric
Inside the life of Walton Goggins, the Fallout ghoul everyone is weirdly crushing on
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What has Andrea been up to since leaving MAFS Australia 2024 with her head held high?
She’s living her best life
Love Island’s Zach goes on huge rant about girls ‘wearing nothing’ and ‘selling themselves’
‘People really out here selling themselves for some views/likes’
So, here’s the real reason why Martha calls Donny Baby Reindeer
The show is named after the pet name Martha actually called him in real life