Clubbers of the Week

Showcasing the best nostril-kissers, girl bands and dad-dancers in the Edinburgh club scene


Gather round, everyone.

Yes, it's time for Clubbers of the Week. What a time to be alive.

This week's offering bring to you some new, exciting categories, along with some of the old goldies which are ready to blow your mind.

You'll laugh, you'll cry, and this week's edition will ultimately change your life.

So, without any further ado…

Hero of the Week

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Obviously referring to the good soul who whipped out the FAB

Heroine of the Week

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Zero fucks given, love this person

Photobomb of the Week

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Apple rumbled

Awkward Clubbers of the Week

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Met in their first seminar, reunited at WhyNot: VERY AWKWARD

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I LIKE YOUR T SHIRT, DO YOU LIKE VANS?????

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So when hugging someone…what, I just, like this???

WTF of the Week

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Pal, there are vegans in here

Third-Wheel of the Week

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What we have here is a VERY proud friend

Third-Wheel of the Week – Runners Up

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Cute

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Let's av a photo then!!!

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LET MEEEEEEEEEE IN

Wankers of the Week

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From left to right: Aaron, Jonty and Paul

Mutants of the Week

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Well deserved

Mutant of the Week – Runners Up

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Probs had head rush after this piccy was taken

Unhappy Clubber of the Week

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I wish I knew what was going on here

Unhappy Clubbers of the Week – Runners Up

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Ffs I don't like Nobbly Bobbly's

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He deffo just got the saxophone confiscated

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Someone give that guy a hug (when you see it)

Boy Band of the Week

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Louis Walsh would LOVE these guys

Boy Band of the Week – Runners Up

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Definitely saw these boys in the X Factor semi-final

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Used to be 1D, now I'm out free

Girl Band of the Week

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HAIM??? IS THAT YOU???

Girl Band of the Week – Runners Up

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PLAY SHOUT OUT TO MY EX!!!

17 Year-Olds of the Week

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16, 16, at a push 17

17 Year-Olds of the Week – Runners Up

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The photographer cropped out the alcoholic drink tokens

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Someone let the bouncers know that there's three lads in here with firearms

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And/or the sixth form couple of the week

"Thumbs Up Friends" of the Week

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friend

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new car friend

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oh, he's just some guy

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You get the idea

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This really is a perfectly executed thumbs up

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Mate, what are you doing, you know that's my pose

DJ Booth-Invaders of the Week

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Knew he'd bloody do that, typical

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Can I have a go, please?

Dad-Dancer of the Week

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The most endearing club photo I've ever seen

Best of the Rest

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Someone took a poo in the LED room AGAIN

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Please be my friend

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There's so much going on in this photo

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I hope I'm right in assuming that the photographer stopped for quick selfie

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TOP BRANDING

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Having the time of their lives

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The mum of the group out on the town

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Before I say goodbye, I'm going to kiss your nostrils

Thanks for tuning in, see you next time.

Credits:

Ben Glasgow

David Wilkinson // Empirical

Neil Stewart

James Gourlay