Clubbers of the Week

Valentine’s day is just around the corner, but I know your only true love is The Sesh


Roses are red

The weather’s been bleak

I present to you, Clubbers of the Week

xoxo

Stunner of the Week 

I wish I could pull off wearing red

Runners Up 

Creeper of the Week

Count how many creepers there are in this pic

Runners Up 

Stealthy

Third Wheel of the Week

One day mate, one day

Runners Up 

Floating head of the week

She’s going to get roasted in the group chat tomorrow morning

Wanker of the Week 

“In order for society to progress, we must first and foremost, stop dabbing.” – Noam Chomsky, probably

Runners Up 

How can you DJ if the decks are all cloudy? Explain please

How can you see your screen under that massive vape cloud? Again mate, we need an explanation

Hero of the Week 

You know you’re a good dancer when you pull this face

Runners Up 

Heroine of the Week

Don’t save her, she don’t wanna be saved

Runners Up

O Flower of Scotland

WTFs of the Week

Little known fact- Cinderella actually wore Huaraches in the original story

Glasses and a sleeping mask? Hun, do you wanna be able to see what’s going on or not??

Mutant of the Week 

Runners Up 

 

When the team wants to take a pic but “Everytime We Touch” just came on

Album Covers of the Week 

If Botticelli were a club photographer instead of a painter I feel like a lot of his stuff would look like this

I’ve only got drunk eyes for you <3

Unhappy Clubbers of the Week 

When you just remember that you have a 9am in 3 hours

Best of the Rest 

“I thought you said we were going to brunch!?”

I know, vodka sodas just aren’t that yummy

“Can we go get chips please?”

Photo credits

JuJu Club: James Gourlay
Flare, Love: Neil Stewart Photography
Hector’s House, Mansion, Temple: Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland
Milk, The Sugar Club, Fly Club, Circus: David Wilkinson/Empirical

Alibi:Martin Vesselinov
Broke: Elliot Gilmour Creative
Frat: Charlie Parker 
Creme Soda: Matthew Thomas Photography