She’s going to get roasted in the group chat tomorrow morning
Wanker of the Week
“In order for society to progress, we must first and foremost, stop dabbing.” – Noam Chomsky, probably
Runners Up
How can you DJ if the decks are all cloudy? Explain please
How can you see your screen under that massive vape cloud? Again mate, we need an explanation
Hero of the Week
You know you’re a good dancer when you pull this face
Runners Up
Heroine of the Week
Don’t save her, she don’t wanna be saved
Runners Up
O Flower of Scotland
WTFs of the Week
Little known fact- Cinderella actually wore Huaraches in the original story
Glasses and a sleeping mask? Hun, do you wanna be able to see what’s going on or not??
Mutant of the Week
Runners Up
When the team wants to take a pic but “Everytime We Touch” just came on
Album Covers of the Week
If Botticelli were a club photographer instead of a painter I feel like a lot of his stuff would look like this
I’ve only got drunk eyes for you <3
Unhappy Clubbers of the Week
When you just remember that you have a 9am in 3 hours
Best of the Rest
“I thought you said we were going to brunch!?”
I know, vodka sodas just aren’t that yummy
“Can we go get chips please?”
Photo credits
JuJu Club: James Gourlay Flare, Love: Neil Stewart Photography Hector’s House, Mansion, Temple: Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland Milk, The Sugar Club, Fly Club, Circus: David Wilkinson/Empirical
Alibi:Martin Vesselinov Broke: Elliot Gilmour Creative Frat: Charlie Parker Creme Soda: Matthew Thomas Photography