Clubbers of the Week
Exams may be looming but the fun never ends
Eilidh FrenchCome on people, you really should be spending more time in the library now
Stunner of the week
Runner Up
Creeper of the week
Runner up
Where’s that hand going?
Wanker of the week
Runners up
sorting out tonight’s booty call
Taking wanker of the week to a whole new level
what would your mum say?
Third wheel of the week
Runners up
Mutant of the week
This whole photo’s a mutant
Runners up 
Heroine of the week
Runners up
It’s Christmaaaas
Hero of the week
Runners up
no pudding ’til it’s all gone love
Thank God it’s December
Album cover of the week
Runners up
Unhappy clubber of the week
The only thing this boy’s going home with is a 20 box of nugs
Runners up
WTF of the week
Runners up
Best of the rest
When you’re caught requesting Biebs
Football Manager? Yeh I completed it mate
Photo credits
Flare, Love, Tabu : Neil Stewart Photography
Hector’s House, Mansion, Temple, Broke: Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland
Milk, The Sugar Club, Fly Club, Circus: David Wilkinson/Empirical
Broke: Elliot Gilmour Creative
Thirsty, Kono: Anna Velikova
Creme Soda: Matthew Thomas Photography
Zian: James Gourlay
Propaganda: Dominic Martin
Alannah Millar
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Edinburgh LGBTQ+ officer claims university hosted ‘highly transphobic’ seminar
The officer was ‘personally appalled’ the event was allowed to take place on campus
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Their money don’t jiggle jiggle, it folds, and was probably from a trust fund
Belinda Collington
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I’ll admit it, I’m a little bit jealous
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Sharon Gaffka says Hugo Hammond joked about her being spiked and called her ‘basic b*tch’
Hugo Hammond has denied these claims
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Elizabeth Train-Brown
9pm is the best time of the day again – Love Island is finally back to being unmissable
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10 hidden Easter eggs you definitely missed in season three of The Umbrella Academy
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You deserve a Dundie if you can get 10/10 on this Office US quotes quiz
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