Cheeky freshers hire male stripper for friend’s birthday
And guess what halls they were in…
You think your 19th birthday was memorable?
Well, it was nothing compared to that of a certain Edinburgh fresher.
The birthday girl received a very unexpected – but very welcome – gift from her friends.
The lusty ladies spent £120 for an evening with Scottish stripper Midnite in Chancellor’s Court.
And who knows what the Pollock party-goers gave him in tips.
The second floor predrink celebrations included an exotic dance from the male stripper which one History of Art fresher referred to as “absolutely outrageous”.
The girls boarded up the room and used the corner pantry to stop the wardens from seeing.
And on Yik Yak the girls were quick to confirm the muscle-bound man was “worth every penny”.
Only in Chancellor’s.
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