Clubbers of the Week: Freshers Edition
Fresh faced, drunk and out clubbing
Lucia Garasino SklarWe're all tired after a full week of much clubbing and little sleep, and the internet has the pictures to prove it. Welcome to the first Clubbers of the Week of the Year.
Best sudden clubbing realisation
We've all been there
Your friend is living the music, you have an armpit next to your face, and suddenly you remember you didn't close your window before leaving.
Best accidental E.T. cosplay
Background right, waiting to go home.
Best accidental recreation of E.T.
Glowing finger on point
Looking for signal in the club
The fact that this is the girl having sudden realisations in the club is just the cherry on top.
Best drunk patrol squad
Props to the girl on the left for holding her friend up
Best demonstration of size
'You know it's this big'
Best reaction to getting chatted up
Her smile says polite, but her eyes say just stop talking
Best wave
Hey
Hey back
This is it for Clubbers of the Week. To all freshers, keep enjoying clubbing in Durham and don't let your friends be on drunk patrol too often (looking at you green shirt boy).
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