Clubbers of the Week: Freshers Edition
Fresh faced, drunk and out clubbing
Lucia Garasino SklarWe're all tired after a full week of much clubbing and little sleep, and the internet has the pictures to prove it. Welcome to the first Clubbers of the Week of the Year.
Best sudden clubbing realisation
We've all been there
Your friend is living the music, you have an armpit next to your face, and suddenly you remember you didn't close your window before leaving.
Best accidental E.T. cosplay
Background right, waiting to go home.
Best accidental recreation of E.T.
Glowing finger on point
Looking for signal in the club
The fact that this is the girl having sudden realisations in the club is just the cherry on top.
Best drunk patrol squad
Props to the girl on the left for holding her friend up
Best demonstration of size
'You know it's this big'
Best reaction to getting chatted up
Her smile says polite, but her eyes say just stop talking
Best wave
Hey
Hey back
This is it for Clubbers of the Week. To all freshers, keep enjoying clubbing in Durham and don't let your friends be on drunk patrol too often (looking at you green shirt boy).
The Tab
Being an International Fresher at Durham: Tips and tricks
Aida RosnanYes, do bring those packets of Indomee and Milo
Durham sixth in The Times’ Good University Guide, second lowest for social inclusion
Zara BinjiThe Times found that just 48.7 per cent of Durham admissions were from state school students
Local lockdown-style restrictions set for Durham
Lily WhearBans on socialising with other households and 10pm curfews are likely to be included
CPS confirm no criminal prosecutions after the death of Durham student Olivia Burt
Her parents are ‘deeply disappointed’ after such a ‘lengthy investigation’
‘I’m trying to change to St Andrews’: Durham freshers on the group chat revelations
‘Durham was my dream university, but it’s a nightmare now’
‘They’ve exposed the toxic atmosphere’: Durham support groups on the Freshers’ chat
Hope JamiesonWe spoke to Durham Survivors, Dismantling The Culture at Durham University and the Intersectional Feminism Society about the group chat screenshots
Update: Durham Uni now refusing to comment on action against new group chat
The president of DUCA has said the chat was not affiliated with DUCA members
Durham boys joke about ‘sleeping with the poorest girl’ competition in group chat
The freshers also made misogynistic and racist comments
Durham the best UK university for Music, Guardian 2021 league table shows
The University also jumped one place overall, and now ranks as Number 4 in the country
Durham University enforces mask wearing next term as ‘the socially responsible thing to do’
Goya VerityDurham University this afternoon shared their ‘effective and flexible health and safety plans’ surrounding the wearing of masks for the new term
Durham Uni offers up to £1,500 bursary for students who defer until 2021
The bursaries will come in the form of accommodation discounts
Meet the members of Scoop: Durham’s answer to zero waste food shopping
Kirsty McCullochScoop will offer Durham students a new way to obtain their weekly shop
Durham University announces it will now honour all offers successfully met
Bursaries are being offered to students who volunteer to defer until 2021 where courses are full
Dear Fellow Durham Year Abroaders
Our final year in Durham is all-round going to be better than our 3-year-degree-pals’
Jimmy Allen’s launch new logoed face masks
The bar announced the launch of its new face coverings earlier this afternoon
Durham Survivors Instagram page launched as sexual assault support network
The page, created three days ago, has already gained over 1000 followers
Durham University announces reopening plans for next academic year
The new guidelines include plans to lengthen teaching days and give 2 reusable masks to students and staff
The Durham college stereotypes, according to this year’s pre-fresh
One respondent didn’t know Van Mildert was a real college until we asked them about it
Things I learnt in my first year at Durham
Here’s a couple of things I found out the hard way, so you don’t have to.
Anna Meehan
Quiz: On a scale of one to Nurse Ratched, how evil are you?
Hayley SoenIf you’re more than 75 per cent, stay away from me
These are the most scandalous moments to happen on The Great British Bake Off
Lydia VennNever forget when Deborah stole Howard’s custard
Mapped: Where coronavirus cases are rising at UK universities
Izzy SchifanoMany outbreaks have been linked to house parties
The pubs are shutting at 10pm but these 39 lockdown two reactions are available 24/7
‘Awww second lockdown? I was gonna go gym as well.’
Students share the dumb and pointless things in their uni houses that just make sense
Just one dining chair in a house of six, love it x
Naked socials and fake weddings: All the weird uni traditions you didn’t know about
Yazmin TaylorSome of these traditions scream ‘cult’
Netflix has ‘cast’ a new head teacher for Sex Education season three
Spoiler alert: She’s a lot fitter than Mr.Groff
Grads plea to be released after five weeks ‘trapped’ in Italian quarantine hotel
Harry Ainsworth‘We had to put our bags against the door to stop doctors barging in’
Check out the unis who take the lowest amount of state school students
Greg BarradaleJust put your name as Hugo on your UCAS and they’ll let you in
Love Island’s Rebecca Gormley is accused of ‘blackfishing’ with new hair braids
‘I’m just being myself, doing me’
Send us your stories about how your uni’s handling the COVID crisis
We want to know what’s happening on campus
This is how to customise your iPhone home screen now you’ve got the iOS 14 update
I just want my home screen to be a work of art
You didn’t win Molly-Mae’s giveaway, so drown your sorrows in these 23 memes instead
They’re better than the prize anyway
This is where you recognise all the cast of Ratched on Netflix from
Is that… Justin from 13 Reasons Why?
Vote: Out of all the dumb Pretty Little Liars moments which was the most ridiculous?
Spencer’s twin being A is easily a winner
These 23 The Duchess memes are almost as good as Katherine Ryan’s headbands
All hail Queen Katherine
These are the celebs who’ve come out as anti-mask and anti-lockdown
Haven’t heard from this lot since I went through the CD collection in my Dad’s car
Quiz: Can you guess the TV show by just one room’s furniture?
Some of these you should recognise a mile off