Clubbers of the Week: Freshers Edition
Fresh faced, drunk and out clubbing
We're all tired after a full week of much clubbing and little sleep, and the internet has the pictures to prove it. Welcome to the first Clubbers of the Week of the Year.
Best sudden clubbing realisation
Your friend is living the music, you have an armpit next to your face, and suddenly you remember you didn't close your window before leaving.
Best accidental E.T. cosplay
Best accidental recreation of E.T.
Looking for signal in the club
Best drunk patrol squad
Best demonstration of size
Best reaction to getting chatted up
This is it for Clubbers of the Week. To all freshers, keep enjoying clubbing in Durham and don't let your friends be on drunk patrol too often (looking at you green shirt boy).
Watch out: These girls are scarier than your summatives
Whether you’re quitting skipping lectures or quitting attending, let’s see if you can all commit for 40 days.
Is this what Mark Zuckerberg had in mind? I think not.
The bridge has been called ‘iconic’
From free drinks to fancy outfits, it does indeed live up to the hype
Give your cheerleading friends a hug, they need it
Let’s hope they last longer than I did…
The uni aims to make Durham ‘better defined thematically and geographically’
Some students reported studying for 10 hours daily
Take this as a celebration of your bad decisions…
Why do mountains always win at hide and seek? They always peak….
Don’t worry folks, the Tab’s got you covered…
Don’t worry my fellow Durham singletons, we’ve got this…
The new guidelines stated that homophobic chanting including ‘nonce’ and ‘rent boy’ will not be tolerated
The UCU claims that Durham University has been ‘notably silent’
Fierce, flair and fun; it’s more than just a game to these societies.
Apologies in advance for the puns x
Diane belongs in Mary’s
From Tindur to Toastie Bars – a guide to making it through January
Few Durham students know the whole story
Is this The Unknown? Or does The Unknown remain unknown!?
I’m sure Ellie’s cousin was looking it up it straight after their wedding
‘Then from the shadows, a figure emerges, cloaked in mystery and malice – The Unknown!’
They even had our sad Oompa Loompa queen!
‘I don’t need a guy to provide for me’
‘Girl, we can see the timelines’
They do weddings if anyone fancies it
Mitch spoke of his ‘regrets’ during his time on the show
This should give anyone in a situationship some hope
Unsurprisingly, an ‘evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls’ is not in the film
It was probably Callum’s idea
He ‘found the process really tough’
And there’s no ‘bad blood’ between them
What will Louis Walsh and Ekin-Su talk about!?
I still have some questions
Her viral song Dance You Outta My Head blew up on TikTok
Remember when everyone thought the Queen was reincarnated as Trisha Paytas’ baby??
She’s just been named songwriter of the year