Durham’s clubbers of the week
They’re not here for the degree
Hannah GoldswainCold nights and a bit of rain won't stop these party-goers. If a 9am can't deter them the weather isn't even going to be considered. And summatives? What summatives? Hair of the dog will get you through those easy.
So here they are, the ones who sleep all day and party… until 2am when it's time to brave the Paddy's queue. Or Dixy's if you're brave enough…
Squad of the week
It's the funky shirts and staring into space that makes it
Most interesting limbo technique (or are they threading his eyebrows?)
Special mention to those making it into the background, it wouldn't be the same without you
Employee of the week
Littering just gets out of hand sometimes.
Someone spent all their student loan in one night
Royalty of the week
Did someone say vogue?
Mad ones of the week
When you need a picture to show you can down a VK
Ladykiller of the week
They're queueing up off camera
Legend of the week
It's not quite downing a VK though is it?
Best mates of the week
Why not show your friend off for having what one can only assume is a little doze on the dancefloor?
Just taking a quick break from the sesh, nothing like a little sit down
Most interesting moves of the week
Is this part of a dance routine?
Everyone needs a hug sometimes…
Third wheel of the week
Life doesn't get much better than this
Xero
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