RESULTS: Durham’s Worst College
The Tab brings you the results of the most popular voting-based contest since Eurovision.
After over 1,500 of you voted, we can now reveal that the worst college in Durham is…HATFIELD.
In a landslide ‘victory’, the filthy rahs received 32% of the vote, with prison-like Trevs coming a close second with 25%.
Cuth’s fared the best in the poll, with a mere 93 people hating it the most, showing that close proximity to a prison is not as hateful as unexplained college-based rivalries, or indeed ill-thought out architectural aesthetics.
In fact, more people hated Hatfield than Butler and Ustinov put together. Evidently people quite like having to cook for themselves and being cut off from society at large.
As ever, a Hatfield fresher had something to say about the matter, opting for the diplomatic and restrained ‘You know what. We don’t give a shit. Fuck you, fuck you all.’
Watch out: These girls are scarier than your summatives
Whether you’re quitting skipping lectures or quitting attending, let’s see if you can all commit for 40 days
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Let’s hope they last longer than I did…
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Apologies in advance for the puns x
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Stephen Baldwin, mind your business!
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