Tab Treats: Cheeky Chocolate Cow Drink

An udderly delicious drink to get you feeling hot under the collar on these cold winter nights.

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If you’re mid-January detox then stop reading.

Alternatively, just quit the diet. For what it’s worth I advise the latter. This drink serves 2, or 1 if you’re feeling greedy. I won’t tell if you don’t.

Ingredients:

Full fat milk, cream, rum, dark chilli chocolate

Instructions:

  1. Pour 1.5 cups of milk and half a cup of cream into a saucepan. Splosh in some rum.
  2. Gently heat your mix. Patience, pal: go slowly and keep stirring.
  3. Take the pan off the heat and drop in a few handfuls of grated chocolate. I’ll leave the size of those handfuls at your discretion…
  4. Stir until melted and you have thick and smooth molten chocolate.
  5. Pour into mug(s) and drink with smug satisfaction, you cheeky cow.
Earthenware mugs optional

Earthenware mugs optional