Curry based puns rule the pick of this week’s best comments.
Cambridge Bombs in Booze Survey
Sophie Thorpe
Tab Tries: Working At Formal Hall
Loyd GROSS-man
GILMOUR RELEASED FROM JAIL
Wank Prank At St. Andrews
Be not afraid, Cam isn’t scary x
25-year-old Lorcan Elliott admitted to 22 offences
Because we needed a sequel x
Yes I am technically creating a list of lists
From doing everything to doing nothing at all
Nobody told me I’d need to pack black tie
22-year-old Cressida Gethin was jailed for disruption caused on the M25
This is an announcement for all of you and your imposter syndrome
Clarissa Nicholls is described as ‘dedicated, determined and resilient’
Leaked documents revealed the university has concerns over the banks’ links to fossil fuels
This comes after ‘blood red’ paint was thrown on Senate House earlier this week
Cambridgeshire Police has released CCTV of two men it believes were involved
Benjamin Faux has been described as a ‘gentle young man, with a lovely warm smile’
Jazz and musical theatre…what a great start to May Week!
This sketch comedy feels a bit sketchily comic
Protestors unfurled a banner and launched flares in front of hundreds of students
An emergency vote on 11th June confirmed the SU’s support for the encampment
From 1st July, intimate relationships between staff and students will be banned
What happens in Vegas, stays in… Slough?
Supervisors at Cambridge colleges have won a 15 per cent pay rise
Brb just regretting all my life choices
A student claimed the company dismissed the rat she saw as her flatmate’s ‘secret hamster’
Three singles in – time to get serious
Apparently Bre and Chelsea discussed everything in December but had to re-enact the scene in March for filming
‘That b****h should own a Sunglass Hut because she’s so shady’
We will not love Dark Horse for life, lifetimes
Student Loans Company is warning students on what to look out for
They were on a reality TV show together
Of course her character name is ‘pretty nurse’
These are so cute I can’t cope
Heather is booked and busy
They are not happy
From turning down the White House to cancelling concerts, there’s a lot
I honestly wish I could pretend to get fired just to make a customer feel bad
Moo Deng the pygmy hippo that you are
Grab a calculator and figure out your UCAS points
Homophobia and divorce isn’t ‘drama’ – it’s heartbreak
This man is such a menace
He also says he actually likes the ending!? I thought Tyrion was meant to be smart
*Pretends to be shocked*
Is anything on this show real?
Best Comments: Week Six
Curry based puns rule the pick of this week’s best comments.
CAMBRIDGE
Cambridge Bombs in Booze Survey
Sophie Thorpe
Tab Tries: Working At Formal Hall
Loyd GROSS-man
GILMOUR RELEASED FROM JAIL
Wank Prank At St. Andrews
CAMBRIDGE
Do not fear, freshers: 10 common misconceptions about Cambridge University
CAMBRIDGE
Be not afraid, Cam isn’t scary x
Former Cambridge medicine student jailed for sexual offences related to children
CAMBRIDGE
25-year-old Lorcan Elliott admitted to 22 offences
‘You don’t seem to be able to write’: Savage comments from Cambridge uni supervisors
CAMBRIDGE
Because we needed a sequel x
Ranking the top five ‘Cambridge colleges as…’ lists
CAMBRIDGE
Yes I am technically creating a list of lists
Outside the Cambridge bubble: What to do when you miss Cambridge
CAMBRIDGE
From doing everything to doing nothing at all
Absolutely everything you need to bring as a fresher starting at Cambridge University
CAMBRIDGE
Nobody told me I’d need to pack black tie
Cambridge JSO student activist sentenced to four years in same jail as killer Lucy Letby
CAMBRIDGE
22-year-old Cressida Gethin was jailed for disruption caused on the M25
Cambridge students: It’s okay not to get a first
CAMBRIDGE
This is an announcement for all of you and your imposter syndrome
Cambridge student who suddenly died from undiagnosed condition awarded degree after death
CAMBRIDGE
Clarissa Nicholls is described as ‘dedicated, determined and resilient’
Cambridge University considers ending collaboration with Barclays and Lloyds
CAMBRIDGE
Leaked documents revealed the university has concerns over the banks’ links to fossil fuels
Cambridge students warned university graduations may be disrupted by pro-Palestine protestors
CAMBRIDGE
This comes after ‘blood red’ paint was thrown on Senate House earlier this week
20-year-old left seriously injured after stabbing outside popular Cambridge nightclub
CAMBRIDGE
Cambridgeshire Police has released CCTV of two men it believes were involved
Former University of Cambridge student died in uni room after being rejected from studying Master’s
CAMBRIDGE
Benjamin Faux has been described as a ‘gentle young man, with a lovely warm smile’
Review: CUMTS x Big Band Roulette: All That Jazz
CAMBRIDGE
Jazz and musical theatre…what a great start to May Week!
Review: The Footlights International Tour Show 2024: This Time We Have a Dog
CAMBRIDGE
This sketch comedy feels a bit sketchily comic
Cambridge University’s St John’s May Ball disrupted by pro-Palestine protest
CAMBRIDGE
Protestors unfurled a banner and launched flares in front of hundreds of students
Cambridge SU officially supports Cambridge for Palestine encampment
CAMBRIDGE
An emergency vote on 11th June confirmed the SU’s support for the encampment
Cambridge University partially bans relationships between students and staff
CAMBRIDGE
From 1st July, intimate relationships between staff and students will be banned
Preview: VEGAS
CAMBRIDGE
What happens in Vegas, stays in… Slough?
University of Cambridge supervisors are granted a 15 per cent pay rise
CAMBRIDGE
Supervisors at Cambridge colleges have won a 15 per cent pay rise
The Russell Group unis where the most students get snapped up for grad jobs in 2024
UK
Brb just regretting all my life choices
Unite Students faces legal action over rats, mould and damp in student accommodations
UK
A student claimed the company dismissed the rat she saw as her flatmate’s ‘secret hamster’
Which new Katy Perry single is the least dreadful? A thorough, ranked investigation
UK
Three singles in – time to get serious
Entire Selling Sunset cast knew about cheating accusations months before filming started
UK
Apparently Bre and Chelsea discussed everything in December but had to re-enact the scene in March for filming
Bribes, mutual exes and Cabo: A ranking of the messiest Selling Sunset arguments
UK
‘That b****h should own a Sunglass Hut because she’s so shady’
Dated to plain disrespectful: The Katy Perry songs that have aged the worst
UK
We will not love Dark Horse for life, lifetimes
University students nearly lost £3 million last year due to this fake student finance text
UK
Student Loans Company is warning students on what to look out for
A full rundown of Selling Sunset agent Bre’s previous marriage with Johnny Manziel
UK
They were on a reality TV show together
Erm, Bre from Selling Sunset is in the new Uglies film on Netflix and it’s so rogue?!
UK
Of course her character name is ‘pretty nurse’
An adorable look at Tate McRae’s old YouTube channel before she was slaying as a pop girl
UK
These are so cute I can’t cope
Everything the ex cast members of Selling Sunset have been up to since leaving the show
UK
Heather is booked and busy
The rise and fall of oat milk: Why people are boycotting the dairy alternative right now
UK
They are not happy
Chappell Roan or Chappell Moan? A breakdown of all the Midwest princess’ controversies
UK
From turning down the White House to cancelling concerts, there’s a lot
Funerals, vegans and in-laws: The most debated Am I the A******? Reddit posts of all time
UK
I honestly wish I could pretend to get fired just to make a customer feel bad
I would lay down my life for Moo Deng, but who actually is the viral baby hippo?
UK
Moo Deng the pygmy hippo that you are
Feeling down on your luck? These are the easiest UK unis to get into in 2024
UK
Grab a calculator and figure out your UCAS points
It’s time to admit it, Selling Sunset is just a bit bleak now
UK
Homophobia and divorce isn’t ‘drama’ – it’s heartbreak
It turns out Joey Essex was desperate to date Emma on Selling Sunset but she rejected him
UK
This man is such a menace
Peter Dinklage just said ‘no shame’ in people still associating him with Game of Thrones
UK
He also says he actually likes the ending!? I thought Tyrion was meant to be smart
It turns out the actress who plays Genevieve in Emily in Paris is actually a huge nepo baby
UK
*Pretends to be shocked*
Selling Sunset’s Chelsea admits *that* skort is ‘diabolical’ and she only wore it for cameras
UK
Is anything on this show real?