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Meet Your Lent 2014 Columnists

All be standing: the LENT 2014 columnists have finally arrived! Stop blub-mourning the end of Sherlock and welcome your new playmates with open arms and fervent heart. Best columnists ever in the world or your money back.

The News From The Dark Blues

Big money, big fires and more homophobic scandal in JAMES ROTHWELL’s Oxonian swansong.

Lucy Butterfield

This week, Saturday isn’t Treat Day. Saturday is sick day.

Jailbreak 2012 – The Results

The results are in – see who won Jailbreak 2012!


THE RESULTS ARE IN: who took first place in 2012 Jailbreak?

Columnists Revealed – Lent 2012

Time to find out the names you’ve all been waiting for…

Sophie Thorpe

SOPHIE THORPE addresses her anonymous commenters in her last ever column.

Sophie Thorpe

This week SOPHIE THORPE is cooking. It’s like therapy. But you can eat it.

Best Comments: Week Six

Curry based puns rule the pick of this week’s best comments.

Sophie Thorpe

The Bubble gets too much for SOPHIE THORPE this week, so she runs away to the country for some bubbly. Much better.

Sophie Thorpe

SOPHIE THORPE urges us all to remember the people who are most easily forgotten.

Best Comments: Week Four

Calum’s mum steps in to defend her son in this week’s pick of the best comments.

Downing It

Downing Students have been warned of the dangers of excessive drinking after a fresher almost DIED earlier this term.

Sophie Thorpe

This week SOPHIE THORPE asks: where are all the men?

Sophie Thorpe

SOPHIE THORPE is burning her bra for better customer service. And some free bubbly.

Johnathan Zemlik

The Tab’s very own fresher columnist JOHNATHAN ZEMLIK talks about what we’ve all got in common: a feeling of inadequacy.

Sophie Thorpe

Join our brand new columnist SOPHIE THORPE as she struggles through life as a posh girl.

Reassessing Country Life

SOPHIE THORPE realises that her countryside upbringing was more unusual that she’d anticipated.