Ranking the Selling Sunset cast’s dog funeral outfits by how deeply unserious they are

During Selling Sunset season eight, the cast members attended the funeral for Mary and Jason’s dog, Niko. After 18 years with Mary and Jason as parents, chihuahua Niko sadly passed away.

And of course, as with anything Selling Sunset, the farewell for the family pet wasn’t done by halves. This was no small burial in the back garden with the family, oh no. The entire cast gathered for a full-on funeral, with the event looking pretty similar to that of a human’s.

The cast all showed up in typical Selling Sunset realtor outfits. And by that I mean ridiculously over the top and not fit for purpose. So here is ranking of how terribly unserious the outfits worn by the Selling Sunset cast members at Niko’s dog funeral really were.

9. Jason – Completely serious

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A heartbroken man. Say no more.

8. Nicole – Just boring, tbh

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I expected nothing from Nicole, and she gave nothing. A black dress and a fluffy overcoat. The mesh at the side made this dress slightly interesting, but there’s not much to report on here.

7. Alanna – Funeral at 12, night out at 10

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Since she joined Selling Sunset this season, Alanna has had the more toned-down, professional looks out of all the cast members. So I was quite surprised that she went for a dress that looked like it belonged in a vibey club, but it is just still a black dress.

6. Chrishell – Neither here nor there

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As with many of her outfits these days, Chrishell’s dog funeral fit just didn’t really make me feel any kind of way. The leather look was 100 per cent over the top, and again would have been better suited on a night out, but overall I’m just fairly unbothered.

5. Mary – I can’t look past the shoulders

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Mary looks like Singing In The Rain is going to start playing and she’s going to whip that big coat off, reveal a slinky outfit and breakdance in the pouring rain. Don’t ask me about the shoulder pads, because I don’t know either.

4. Emma – It’s giving bury my rich husband

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Emma coming in with the full-length black fit, fur lined coat, Chanel necklace and dramatic sunnies. She’s burying her rich husband.

3. Bre – Honestly, the hat proved she thinks this is a joke

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Bre truly cannot be serious. The dramatic walk in through the gates as the wind blew and revealed her smoky eye makeup under the huge black floppy hat proved this is 100 per cent satire. She’s not real, end of.

2. Amanza – What is actually going on here?

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I’m genuinely at a loss for Amanza’s outfit. I really expected nothing less from her, given her track record with ridiculous fits, but seriously this? Is that just a cutting of material wrapped around her in the rough shape of a waistcoat? Are those fingerless gloves? Bracelets? The bag I feel could have been cute at any other occasion apart from this, and then there’s the beret. I just want to know why the beret was even considered.

1. Chelsea – She’s actually playing us

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I… I actually am struggling for words here. This is so high-drama it’s giving grieving rich mother in a Netflix drama. The full cover up matched with her perfectly still and sober facial expression is Oscar worthy. Did she cover up this much intentionally to spite Mary? Maybe. Probably.

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