Okay, so what is actually inside the insane Golden Globes 2024 gift bags worth $500k?

The Golden Globes are once again upon us, with the awards ceremony happening on Sunday 7th January. Hundreds of insanely wealthy celebrities worth millions will be packed into one room, and as a thank you for their troubles will be given Golden Globes gift bags.

A typical gift bag might include a slice of cake, perhaps some pick n’ mix, but of course, this is the Golden Globes we’re talking about so naturally the gift bags are worth a whopping $500k. Yes, you sadly read that right. And naturally, if there’s anyone that desperately needs $500k worth of beauty products, food items and experiences it’s the ultra-elite of society.

But onto the question that we’re all thinking, what exactly is in the gift bags that could make them worth $500k? Well, let’s find out and to make it more fun I’ll rank the items from least to most expensive. Buckle in everybody, and prepare to feel murmurs of a revolution stirring in your heart.

38. 111Skin Rose Gold Radiance Face Mask – $35

And I feel bad buying myself the £3 one from Boots.

37. Bryoe Truffle Eye Serum – $114

Does the truffle aspect even do anything except add an extra $100 to the value?

36. Byroe Tomato Filling Serum – $150

Okay, now we’re just putting random vegetables into skincare.

35. Crasqi custom swim trunks – $200

At least these are eco friendly and use recycled plastic to make the trunks.

34. Le Domaine The Cream – $250

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I really reckon a £5 moisturiser would do the same.

33. 111Skin Black Diamond Retinol Oil – $250

Has anyone told these people about The Ordinary skincare?

32. Limited edition Edon Roc gin – $275 

How can it be this much?

31. CurrentBody LED face mask – $380

I do actually want one of these tbf.

30. Perfumehead perfume – $450

This has better you smell like a divine being.

29. Caviar – $545

I’ll pay that much to not have it included thank you very much.

28. Facial or body treatment and skin analysis at Biologique Spa – $600

I do love a spa treatment.

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27. Metier suede handbag – $600

This is 100 per cent staying in the gift bags after the Golden Globes.

26. Le Prairie Pure Gold Radiance Nocturnal Balm – $1,100

What do all these words even mean?

25. Joanna Czech skincare essentials kit – $1,250

Speechless.

24. Opie Way bespoke sneakers – $1,500

Only for them to get dirty in about five days.

23. Rossano Ferretti hair spa treatment and blowout – $1,500

And I thought my hairdresser was expensive.

22. S.T. Dupont lighter – $1,595

I won’t lie this does look insanely cool.

21. Golf experience and stay at Les Bordes Estate – $2,000

Not a golf fan at all.

20. Komos Tequila – $2,000

One drop better make you blackout drunk for that price.

19. Two-night stay in Burgundy – $2,200

A cheeky holiday trip.

18. Two-night stay at Liss Ard Estate in Ireland – $2,200

This does sound lush.

17. A session with a celebrity tattoo artist at Atelier Eve – $2,500

For that much you could get your whole body sone I swear.

16. One-year membership to The Britely private members club – $3,000

I’m sorry but it’s giving the same energy as those teenager clubs where they don’t serve alcohol.

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15. Two-night stay at the Post Oak Hotel with luxury wine experience – $5,000

That’s $2,500 per night.

14. Two-night all-inclusive stay at Hotel Wailea, Relais & Châteaux – $5,500

That’s absolutely insane.

13. Three-night stay at Seabird Ocean Resort with surf lessons and a custom surfboard – $6,500

This does sound iconic.

12. Private class at Razza with one of America’s top pizzaiolos – $7,000

There is no way this can be worth $7,000, just give me YouTube and I’ll be set.

11. Membership for XO Jet with $10,000 in flight credits – $11,000

Now you can get to all those hotels without having to pay for a single flight.

10. Zenith watch and manufacture experience – $14,000 

Is the watch even that nice?

9. An all-inclusive stay in a New Zealand lodge – $15,000

Can I stay forever?

8. Luxury Four Seasons experience in Punta Mita – $15,000

Good lord.

7. Three-night stay at One Aldwych with private tours and theatre tickets – $16,000

I cannot believe this.

6. A five-day all-inclusive stay at Ritz-Carlton Grand Cayman – $20,000

I’m crying over how beautiful this looks, and also how I’ll never be able to afford to go there.

5. A full culinary experience for four with Robb Report culinary masters – $25,000

What are they feeding you that’s worth more than $6,000 per person??

4. Drive experience in the Robb Roy Car of the Year – $28,000

Do you at least get to keep the car afterwards?

3. Five-day stay yacht charter – $50,000

I can’t believe you’re just given this for free.

2. Colombian emerald earrings from Coomi x Muzo – $69,000

The weight of that emerald would make my ear fall off

1. Six bottles of Liber Pater, the ‘world’s most expensive wine’ – $193,500

This better be the very wine Jesus turned for that price tag

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