Thank GOD, Greggs is stockpiling sausage roll ingredients for Brexit

Good news for people who are scared of Brexit and love sausage rolls: Greggs is stockpiling ingredients to prepare for Britain leaving the EU.

Greggs released its Q3 results today, an epoch-defining baked goods disclosure which is already drawing parallels with the most hype of Yeezy drops.

"As previously disclosed, we are preparing for the potential impact of the UK’s departure from the European Union by building stocks of key ingredients and equipment that could be affected by disruption to the flow of goods into the UK," they wrote, in scintillating corporate fashion.

In other words, if lorries are getting stopped at customs after Brexit, Greggs should have enough pork stored away somewhere to keep the sausage rolls rolling.

The Q3 results also showed that sales are up for Greggs, which the bakery giant credits to customer growth. In the spirit of openness, you can read them in full here.

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