Order a Greggs and we’ll tell you how middle class you are
Eat in or take away?
Whether on their way to the office in the morning or popping out for a cheeky lunch, Greggs is the new go-to for the middle class.
Now selling 2.5 million sausage rolls a week, CEO Roger Whiteside has successfully slipped his tasty bakes into the pockets of their shirts, whether they like it or not. There’s even a branch at Westminster tube station.
You may think you’re absent-mindedly picking up a quick snack, but as a matter of fact, the choice you make at the till defines you in all your middle classness. One does not simply choose a cheese and onion bake.
Order a Greggs and we’ll tell you just how painfully middle class you actually are: