
All the irrelevant 2025 Islanders and the desperate ways they’re still clutching at fame
Every time I see Harrison and Lauren it’s against my will
Love Island 2025 finished a long time ago now, but the Islanders are still trying to rinse their new-found fame for all it’s worth. You can’t really blame them for trying.
These days, Love Island isn’t a ticket to overnight fame like it once was. I know, let’s all whip out our tiny violins. Previously, even Islanders who had only been in a villa a few days could expect loads of Instagram followers and brand deals falling at their feet. Now, if you weren’t a finalist you have to really clutch at your time on the show with everything you’ve got. And that, the 2025 Islanders have done.
Harrison and Lauren are doing awful club appearances
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When an Islander does a regional club appearance, it’s going to be cringe. That’s just the way it is. Harrison and Lauren have been popping up in a few TikToks, mainly with Freshers who have spotted them doing meet and greet events at uni clubs. In one, Harrison and Lauren got right in on the dance floor with Freshers in Exeter, and were talking selfies with them.
“Is this the Love Island guy,” one person said in the comments. Maybe he’s not as famous as he thought. And not even recognising that Lauren is there too is a violation.
Emma literally tried to say Dejon was cheating on Meg… for no reason?
@princessofreinvention Reality tv / celeb gossip drama – Emma from Love Island begging to stay relevant by insinuating she has information that could split another couple up (Meg and Dejon???) I actually don’t like alehele and alelehas but WHY DOES ANY FEMALE DESERVE THIS KIND OF TORTURE ? Why has Emma not just messaged the female in question, directly ? Because she wants to stay relevant but there are so many other ways to do this other than throwing another female under spotlight and scrutiny #loveisland #loveislanduk #celebgossip #fyp #opinion
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Emma literally attempted to break up Meg and Dejon this week, when she said she was “sitting on information that could ruin an entire relationship”. Shen then confirmed she meant she had information about Dejon, and it was claimed he had been flirty texting Alima, also from Love Island 2025.
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Dejon then rubbished the whole thing, and said Emma had been making it all up. “The only person I’m exchanging flirty messages with is my girlfriend,” he said.
On TikTok, someone called Emma out as “so beggy and desperate” for making up the rumour. “Are you that bored that you have nothing better to do to try and say relevant,” they said. “If you have information that could undermine and ruin a relationship and you genuinely care for a woman’s feelings, why is this not being handled in private?”. Say! It! Louder!
Blu is calling himself the ‘villain’ like anyone actually remembers what he did on the show
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Blu managed to be on the show twice, and still I can’t recall a single moment with him. His mum owned a sex shop? That’s all I’ve got. Well, somehow now he’s trying to claim he was the “villain” of the series. “The villain always gets the best seat,” he said in an Instagram post, where he’s got himself a cosy little deal with a car hire company. Sure thing.
Harrison is only relevant when people still bring up Toni, and she literally doesn’t care
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On another of his club appearances, Harrison is still getting rinsed over Toni. A group on a night out made a TikTok with him, where they must have asked Harrison to clap. I’m going to assume he didn’t know that later the caption “clap if your type is American girls” was going to be added. They then tagged Toni. Brutal.
She’s not replied, nor spoken about Harrison once. In case you were wondering.
Ben is pushing romance rumours at every chance
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Ben (sort of) left the show with Andrada, but that all came to an abrupt end. Since then, it came out he was kissing a TOWIE star, and then he was linked to Alima. None of these have actually come to anything.
Emma is doing really strange adverts
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The Islanders all do sponsored posts across Instagram and TikTok, and that’s fine. They’re securing the bag. But Emma has done a gaming advert, and it’s all just a bit weird. In the video, a robotic clearly AI voice is meant to be her mum, asking her why she’s always on her phone. Emma replies that she’s on the game, then as deadpan as anything explains it’s “so much fun”. Convincing.
“I have been obsessed with Block Blast since leaving the villa,” she says. Ok sure, tell your expression that maybe? I wouldn’t give up the day job for acting any time soon.
I adore Megan and Conor, but this isn’t exactly much to shout about
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Megan and Conor are thriving outside the villa, you truly do love to see it. But one month after the show they made a TikTok celebrating how it had been one month since Love Island ended, but they were still together. Congrats??? What do you want from us???
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