Bonnie Blue shares her morning routine before 100-man event and it’s actually so relatable

We have more in common with Bonnie than you might think


This weekend, Bonnie Blue will undertake the mammoth task of sleeping with 100 men in a group event, which is not to be confused with her one-at-a-time approach for 1,000 men, so naturally, she’s shared her morning routine.

Morning routines have been a staple of internet culture for years, and while some are clearly better than others, I can’t help but watch every single one. Influencers constantly get dragged for their ridiculous routines, but strangely, Bonnie’s might be the most relatable of them all.

During her podcast appearance with fellow OnlyFans girly Camilla Araujo – you know, the same interview where she shared her intention to break her own world record – Bonnie Blue spoke to her morning routine before her upcoming 100-man event that is actually being livestreamed.

“It’s like a really quick morning routine,” she said. “I just wake up, take my mouth tape off, grab a bowl of ice and hold my face into it for like five minutes.”

Bonnie then joked, “What else do fitness people do?” before revealing how her relatable morning routine is just “s**t, shower and shave.”

Bonnie Blue seemingly referenced this guy’s morning routine

People who are not criminally online might not have caught Bonnie Blue’s sneaky reference to another morning routine that recently went viral. Though unconfirmed, her jokey statement was pretty much a play for play replay of Ashton Hall’s morning routine from March.

Ashton found himself the butt of the joke in March when the meanies on Twitter and TikTok caught hold of his hilarious morning routine.

“Day 191 of the morning routine that changed my life. 3:50 am to 9:30 am. Sin lives late at night. If you’re dealing with a weak mind, bad decisions, or lack of productivity, go to sleep early,” he wrote in the caption.

“4:00 am – 8:00 am no one’s calling or distracting your productivity… they are sleep. 8:00 pm – 12:00 am is the opposite. Just try 30 days… send this to your partners. It’s time to do better.”

Ashton’s morning routine started at 3:53 am with the removal of his mouth tape, something Bonnie referenced in her own morning routine, before swilling his mouth with the most expensive bottled water and heading to the balcony for a workout. The rest of the morning routine was as insufferable, hence why people utterly rinsed him on Twitter.

Ironically, Ashton soon noticed the pushback but seemed to miss the point entirely.

“You’re either going to be a leader or a follower… I realise God has me here to lead, not to follow anyone,” he said, clearly with no understanding that the other videos were parodies.

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