Clubbers of the Week – Awards Season Special
Shits on La La Land
In a desperate, last-ditch attempt to keep up with popular culture, we present you with a Oscar/NTA/BAFTA extravaganza- as funny as planking and as culturally relevant as the Ice Bucket Challenge or Kony 2012. Enjoy.
Best Actor(s)
Well, hello cheekbones
Best Actress Nominees
No, not you mate. soz.
Congrats girls
Best Actor in a Leading Role
25% chance of guessing this one correctly
Best Actress in a Leading Role
“Guys, can you fuck off out my shoot pls?”
Best Actor in a Supporting Role Nominees
hahahah omg I get it now!!!
There are big ships and small ships but most of all there are friendships <3
Best Actress in a Supporting Role
Ok this is getting old
Lifetime Achievement Award- Nominees
Putting the Tron in strongman since before we were born
“Captain Corrigan is flying without a licence… I’m going to blow my beans, I’m going to do a Chesil Beach!”
Best Motion Picture
Best Original Picture- Nominees
Sausage Party
WTF
Least Original Picture
Cultural relevance: 2/10
Execution: n/a
“oi lads lets get a serious one”
We get it, u vape
Best Romantic Comedy
12 years a moistboy
Best Dressed
Mr Steal Yo Girl
The devil wears fishing fleeces
Most up to date meme reference
Send nudes
“Gnarliest Vibes Award” – Nominees
Be at the beach or be square
PARTY ON WAYNE!!!!!
…. must … not … poo … in … kuda.
Cash me outside, howbow dah
Most Reluctant Clubbers
Dreaming of that kebab already
Footwear cast in the least supporting role
Biggest Bodily Transformation for a Role – Nominees
And wot Christian Bale?
Arms for daaaays bro
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