Newcastle students create latest viral craze
Students at Newcastle have created a video showcasing a new viral sensation known as ‘Milking’.
Similar in difficulty to its viral cousin Planking, Milking simply requires the participant to purchase some milk and then pour it over their head. The result is a thing of beauty, and something so simple a Met student should be capable of (though we’re not holding our breaths)
The Tab appreciates the value of extra-curricular activities and would encourage anyone to partake in this new activity, sending the resulting video to email@example.com