Clubbers of the week

Fit, fun and flirty

You guys really don’t stop. Here’s a run down of the craziest clubbers from York this week.

Hotties of the week

All five now probably have the same profile picture

Runners up

Vintage Revs

Hero of the week

Not everyone gets a filter on their Revs photo

Creep of the week

“I think they’ve forgotten about the restraining order”

VK Saleswoman of the week

“Would you like a sip of holy water?”

Runner up

“Orange and passion-fruit is a severely underrated flavour”

Most unimpressed with physical contact

“Can someone get me some hand sanitiser?”

Best contribution to novelty suiting

“Don’t tell my Mum how much this cost”

Best two for one hair cut

I hope it was buy-one-get-one-free

Most nonchalant cum face of the week

He just looks happy to be there

Best adherence to cultural phenomena

The dab is a dance in which the dancer simultaneously drops the head while raising an arm, briefly resting the face inside the elbow in a gesture that has been noted to resemble “proper sneezing etiquette”

Best attempt at hiding embarrassing levels of sweat with gun fingers

No one has noticed bro, you’re alright

Home counties residents of the week

Not acceptable in the slightest

Most possessed clubber of the week

“The power of christ compels you”

Caged clubbers of the week

And stay there you filthy animals

Squad of the week

Please tell me more about how you play rugby…

Here’s someone who thought it was safe to fart, but it wasn’t 

He waddled off to the toilet shortly after

And here’s someone getting punched in the face by an invisible fist

It must be Adam Smith’s