Ninja Spreads Anonymous Love
Big ninja on campus.
An anonymous student calling themselves ‘The Valentine’s Ninja’ has been spreading anonymous love in the form of Mars bars with notes attached.
The ninja has received critical acclaim: one student liking it to Batman, another using the spotted page to ask the ninja out on a date.
How fitting is it that the valentine’s ninja, like any true ninja, strikes at the heart of Warwick, the social hub that is the library.
Is this a sign of things to come? Will there be a Saint Patrick’s day ninja in March?
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