A collection of Twitter’s most savage take-downs of Sheffield
‘West Street Live is very weird’
Whether you're at University of Sheffield or Sheffield Hallam, you'll have come to know Sheffield pretty well, as well as all of it's pitfalls (hills, the Diamond, West Street Live on a Sunday) and it's highlights (Peace Gardens, Ecclesall Road, West Street Live on a Sunday).
Whilst Sheffield may be a great city with a vibrant nightlife, boutique shops and the Peak District on the doorstep, that doesn't mean it escapes ridicule.
So, here are some of the most mildly amusing tweets about Sheffield in one handy, John's Van size list.
When you get a seat with a view in the IC
Sat at my castle (the IC) looking across my empire (Sheffield)
— will (@HelmetTheAir) October 23, 2015
You're doing it wrong
I know it's a Sheffield cliche but a cheeseburger from john's van is better than sex
— James (@carlyslaejepsen) May 8, 2017
do you even go sheffield uni if you don't go johns van every day
— morgan (@morgankxte) March 16, 2017
We have over £30,000 of debt, let us wear our onesies in peace
The students are well and truly back in Sheffield. Full of hipsters, Onesies and shit hair cuts.
— Christian Fisher (@CFisher111) September 22, 2014
100 per cent agree
If you're a sheffield student and prefer the diamond over the ic then you're a confirmed tory
— George Rockatansky (@AubergineEmpire) August 16, 2017
Hallam problems represent
15 people in my lecture – I love the commitment shown by Hallam students?
— Bethany? (@bethtimby) December 5, 2017
I feel personally attacked
A post on the Sheffield subreddit – "Opinions on Corp?"
Best answer: "Shit hole filled with wretched scum and one of the best nights out"
— George Rockatansky (@AubergineEmpire) May 6, 2016
Corp TV is the population of Sheffield's version of keeping up with the Kardashians
— Francesca (@Bantcheska) January 5, 2018
That's not the people, that's just West Street Live
Why does everyone in West Street Live have horendous body odour?
— Ash (@ashleyr95) December 15, 2017
When you're in your final year and you bump into a Fresher
Hit the nail on the head
It placed at top of the Russell Group in a survey that gathered feedback from more than 335,000 students
Any of the 1,700 staff who chose to accept will have to leave by 29th February 2024 at the latest
The university academic Dr Rahul Mandal won the show in 2018
The group was protesting the university’s arms trade links
The protest was jointly organised by the University of Sheffield’s Palestine society and Sheffield Palestine solidarity campaign
It’s the first occupation of the academic year
The move was announced in an email to students
We’re having two open meetings on the 25th and 28th of September
The university also ranked in the top five for eight subjects
The new dates fall at the end of September
The chaos could have impacted his place on Hallam’s photography course
The prospectus didn’t tell you THIS
Sheffield Hallam didn’t fare as well
‘It’s completely pointless to think you’re anything other than the absolute tits’
14 members of staff from the University of Sheffield’s urban studies and planning department signed a letter
70 final year students will receive the one-off payment as ‘a gesture of goodwill’
Temporary additional waste collections are in place for 8000 properties
Final marks for some students may not be available until after graduations have taken place
It has been four years since the Steel City’s last official Pride event
Just when we thought we couldn’t love them anymore
I’m bawling all over again
Impossible to say if Jack or Dexter is hotter
Signing up for YouTube asap x
He said Leo Woodall and Ambika Mod are ‘wonderful together’
She’d taken screenshots ofc
ITV had our gal waiting in the wings for four days
David Nicholls look what you’ve done!
But Kenneth saw his ‘forever with Brittany’
Warning: This will make you love the show even more
Dex and Tilly sleep together in the book??
We simply can’t let go
He really didn’t hold back
I’m never using social media again
They have hired lawyers due to ‘racial discrimination and breach of contract’
‘Georgia H and Anton finishing fifth was expected – they can drop the act now’
I can’t believe I never spotted this?!