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We’re calling it hedging. That’s not sexual, right?
And I’m not just talking about the Peak District
The stop will be closed for five days in August
It’s safe to say Catfish and the Bottlemen is the least horny music in the world
Life is a maze and I am so lost in it
Two officers help to protect students on campus
The isolation is real, and all to afford rent
We’re flying through our best years
A railcard just isn’t going to cut it
Minus the death and destruction, of course
They were given six months and two and a half years
It is currently unclear as to what these security concerns are
‘People who say ‘I can’t do 9am’. It’s like, what?’
‘It is as if you’re kind of a waster if you do the arts’
She’ll be looking at the behaviour of the contestants
Seven universities are not running optional consent classes at all
The benches are designed to reduce ‘anti-social behaviour’
I’m getting Big Dick and Dom Energy vibes
Yes, I am well aware it’s permanent
One reviewer said Hallam has “superior chat”
Both she and Jack will be hosting meet and greets this month
Has the magic gone, you ask? How can the magic leave when you have a toilet roll rota
If this is what real life is like I never want to leave uni thank you
Dani is not coming, however
He’ll be launching their new weekly Wonderland club night
From the disappointment of the World Cup to Love Island, summer 2018 has been the summer of the sad boy
The former Development Officer was headbutted by a Medics rugby player in March
Sheffield Hallam polled alongside some top Russell Group unis
Not being able to grow a beard is a humbling experience for any man
Living in a basic Manchester room would leave you £9 to live on
A meme so sauceless it may as well be Alex from Love Island
They replied with a GIF – how very 2018
Football’s coming home, but what will happen when it does?
Home is where the damp is
‘And they are reviewing the bank’s decision to take £60 of contactless payments from their bank account’
Football’s coming home, in an Uber at 4am
You won’t be getting ahead on next year’s uni work
Sex, drugs, and arguments about the bins
A derivative guide full of unfair stereotypes
Can you tell when students are still drunk in seminars? Are PowerPoints really worth £9,000?
It will launch in September 2018
Imagine how much free advertising they’re getting out of this
‘Til Hallam do us part
Steep hills, not so steep prices
There’ll be a pop up cinema, DJs, and more
And I lived to tell the tale, clearly, as I’m writing this right now
The most Insta of Grams
For £64.63 you too can sack off your essay and get back to doing what you do best – absolutely nothing
There’s no shame in liking Busted
It’s the end of the world as we know it
It’s 2018 and it has outside toilets
Here’s hoping there aren’t too many soggy bottoms
No, I don’t need a library buddy to pester me the whole time
We tried to get their secret recipe but they refused to reveal it
There can only be one answer
And I would walk 500 miles…
Dan Burns
