We asked drunk people what they’d do for a slice of pizza – and then they did it

Yes, one person stripped


We know how much everyone craves pizza even in the soberest of times, but we also know alcohol and throwing shapes in the SU makes that need even stronger. Last week, we left our homes at 1am and headed to the SU armed with pizza to find out exactly what the good people of Royal Holloway would do for a slice of the good stuff.

Will

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L-O-V-E

“I would kiss my girlfriend.”

Tansy

Fair

Fair

Ben

ooer

You’d be running away with our hearts, Jack

Samuel

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Action shot

“I would lick the bottom of my shoe.”

Barry

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“I would go to the library even though I haven’t slept in two days.”

Dan

debit card

Score

“Give you my debit card.”

Leah

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Brutal commitment to pizza

Katy and Kirsty

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“We would eat it.”

Rhiannon, Ella and Aysha

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“Give up Michael Kors anything, but definitely not my Louboutins.”

Patty

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Lucky us

“Strip.”

Georgia

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Great form

“Do a squat.”

(She also put a phone call on hold to do this, showing true dedication for a hot slice of margarita.)

Zach

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Lauren, Kiran & Hannah

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“We would kiss each other.”

Jack

Wow

Wow. Fortunately, he didn’t

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