We’re going to help you get pissed for free
Who doesn’t like champagne, three course dinners and unlimited cocktails?
Some of the world’s best earning potential is supposed to be lurking inside Oxford’s clubs and pubs. Pretty much every investment bank, law firm and recruitment agency are desperate to get their hands on you. While this is good for your graduate prospects, it’s even better for giving you three (or more) years of being plied with free alcohol and food in an attempt to woo you into an employer’s clutches.
Furthermore, pseudo-academic societies are often rolling in money from generous donors, and their committees generally choose to spend this on drawing you into their events with free stuff.
If you know where to look, Oxford’s short eight-week terms are jam packed with “networking” events. Here’s a guide on how to find them.
Oxford Women in Business
Oxford Finance Society
Probably the most obvious one when it comes to getting bang for your buck. All of their events are free, so really it is just bang. OFS is a society dedicated to an industry known for its daunting salaries. In addition to endless sponsor events, OFS has its famous President’s Drinks at the beginning of each term, which will provide all the classy drinks you need to start a boozy evening. In the past, OFS have hosted Prosecco parties on a boat and cocktail parties at the Duke of Cambridge, and this term President’s Drinks will be held at The Varsity Club on the 23rd October.
Law Society
No, it is not just for lawyers. Yes, they have law events, but really it is just another great excuse to get your hands on some of the cash (read: alcohol) thrown at Oxford’s societies. You will have to buy membership, but as soon as that card is in your hands you can look forward to a parade of liver-stimulating events. When you then realise that it is time to do that law conversion (in order to fund your decadent lifestyle and keep the drinks flowing), you might want to go back and find some of those business cards you politely accumulated while sipping martinis under the spires.
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Oxford Guild Champagne Socials
Guild socials are not by definition free. You pay around a £6 entry fee, but wow is it worth it. The first Guild Social I went to was in Camera, and we were treated to unlimited champagne until we were too drunk to realise it had run out. There was unlimited G&D’s ice cream, delicious Fudge Kitchen fudge and trays and trays of Guylian chocolates. There were men in business suits, probably offering jobs with six-figure salaries, but no one really paid them any attention.
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Banking Dinners
Banking dinners deserve a story of their own, in fact we should probably write one. At around this time of year BAML, UBS, Goldman & Sachs and other investment banks are trying everything they can to entice bright-eyed Oxonians to their summer internship programmes by inviting them to three-course dinners at Malmaison, drinks parties in Côte or afternoon tea at the Randolph Hotel.
What’s great is that you don’t have to do E&M to go, and you don’t have to know loads about investment banking. In fact, they love it if you do an unrelated degree and are a bit clueless, as they feel like they’re teaching you and hooking you in from a previously untapped pool.
The obvious drawback with a banking dinner is that you have to talk about finance for a couple of hours, unless that’s your sort of thing, in which case they’re even better. The best way to find out about banking events is by joining the OFS mailing list.
Music Recitals And Evensongs
You’re almost guaranteed a free glass of prosecco if you attend a college Master’s Recital, and some port or sherry if you go to Evensong. More importantly, you get the chance to snoop around Oxford’s most beautiful colleges, listen to some of the best choirs in Britain (New College, Christchurch, Magdalen and Queen’s are especially well-regarded), and enhance your cultural repertoire, all in return for a free drink. Seems like a good deal.
Get out there, and get drinking.