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Hundreds of you added us on Snapchat last week. You’re welcome. Here’s the best of the bunch, commiserations to all those who didn’t make the cut. And not one dick pick! Excellent.
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Left over Turkey from christmas, in next term’s crew date dish
This was actually a video, exquisite craftsmanship – also fuck ‘BodleianLibraries’ wifi
They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard
u wot m8
Hugh would be proud
All his heroes, on one poster
“Where am I? What is this place? Everywhere looks the same – it’s my 5th club night this week”
’tis all kicking off
Literally
Lovely
Students launch encampment in solidarity with Palestine at The University of Oxford
Emily SmithTents have been pitched outside the Pitt Rivers and Natural History Museums
Omg guys, Jacob Elordi is going to Oxford University in October to study English
Lydia Spencer-ElliottHe fell in love with the campus while filming Saltburn
Oxford Uni lecturer stalked by man who flew 4,000 miles to her with a can of pepper spray
He sent his bags to her office and wanted her to ‘be his Valentine’
Oxford Uni chaplain who compared sex offenders to ‘puppies needing training’ given welfare role
He asked one student assault victim if they were ‘aware of the effect they had on men’, but has now secured a post at another college
These are the subjects you need to study at Oxbridge to more than double your grad salary
In one subject, studying it at Oxbridge over any other uni will get you £47k more per year
Oxford University College offers students a Halal menu option but it includes… red wine
One student said she was ‘sadly not surprised’ at the mistake
Two of Emma Watson’s lecturers at The University of Oxford have successfully sued the uni
Emma Watson studies on Oxford’s creative writing course
So, people are rinsing Oxford students for dancing at a ball and it’s low-key really mean
A Ceilidh is a huge part of Scottish culture
Oxford University Vice-Chancellor with £232k salary says grads should be donating to their uni
Was my £9k a year not enough!
Two of Emma Watson’s lecturers at Oxford are suing the university for unfair dismissal
The lecturers also compared their situation to the Post Office scandal
Oxford uni called ‘patronising’ for job advice despite banning its students from working
Oxford’s policy on part-time jobs reads: ‘Term-time employment is not permitted except under exceptional circumstances’
Students from two Oxford colleges are throwing Saltburn themed parties this term
One of them is Felix and Oliver’s actual college from the film
Students at University of Oxford housed in four-star hotels due to a lack of accommodation
One of the hotels costs up to £150 a night and has an indoor pool and spa
A professor at the University of Oxford has told students to use ChatGPT for essays
The economics students were told AI ‘should help you produce a much better essay’
Oxford students forced to sleep in queues for over 24 hours to sign uni accommodation
‘It was absolutely freezing, I’m wearing three jumpers right now’
All the Oxford on campus filming locations where Emerald Fennell shot Saltburn
Harrison BrocklehurstStudents literally loaned their actual dorm rooms to the production team
BBC denies allegations of antisemitism on University Challenge due to octopus mascot and Palestinian flag colours
‘We utterly condemn the abuse that has been posted and shared’
Oxford student found escort waiting in their room booked by the university
The student found a ‘woman sitting on [their] bed in a lingerie robe’ in their hotel room
So, some Oxford Colleges actually have a chalet students can visit and it’s big Tory vibes
Rah Bartholomew are you coming to the College chalet this year?
Katie Hopkins is speaking at the Oxford Union this term and shock, no one wants her
She’s going to be debating… veganism?
No ifs, no buts: This is an ultimate ranking of all the Gilmore Girls couples
Lane and Dave deserved better!
The net worths of the iconic Gossip Girl cast, ranked from lowest to highest
Utku HuseyinThey’re not quite as rich as their characters in the show
Sleeping pills and underwear: All of Martha’s bizarre gifts to Donny that Netflix cut out
Francesca EkeThe nature of their relationship was completely different in the play
All the amazing songs Taylor Swift scrapped from the Eras Tour, and what got added
SEVEN songs from The Tortured Poets Department? I’m selling my ticket
All the Selling The OC cast members who have spent thousands on cosmetic surgery
Hayley SoenThey all look so perfect!
Picking unis purely on vibes? These are officially the most beautiful Russell Group unis
Your mouldy kitchen not pictured x
Japan to Indonesia: This is the full route they travel in Race Across the World series four
Iona MacRobertDon’t worry, this article isn’t as long as their 15,000km route
A week before it comes back, take this quiz to see if you remember Bridgerton season two
Kate and Anthony haven’t left my mind since tbh
Writing books to having kids: What the Young Sheldon cast are doing now the show is ending
Jessica OwenI’ll be immediately adding Raegan Revord’s upcoming book to my shopping cart
Lucinda from Love Island’s getting dragged for going to ‘100’ Downing Street ‘to see Boris’
‘Bet you were disappointed when Rishi answered’
‘Simply not true’: Real Martha DENIES sending 41,000 emails in Piers Morgan interview
‘I didn’t write all the emails. I think he probably made them up himself’
‘It was jokey banter’: The bombshell claims Fiona Harvey made in Piers Morgan interview
It was a lot to take in
The best episodes of Hacks ever, according to IMDb
I will follow Deborah and Ava to the ends of the earth
These vibey Outer Banks behind the scenes pics will make you want to join The Pogues
Keeping us FED until season four
Nava Mau’s opened up on how she prepared for Baby Reindeer scene where Teri’s attacked
‘We built up a structure that I was gonna get knocked over, so when I’m on the floor I can look at the pieces’
Martha’s arrest and all the other differences in Baby Reindeer from the original play
Netflix also cut out all of the bizarre gifts Martha gave Donny
Romances and trips together: What the Emily in Paris cast have been up to ahead of season four
Desperate to be invited on their group holidays
Ellie Ring
From Rose Tyler to Ruby Sunday: The definitive ranking of every Doctor Who companion
Criminal that Jackie Tyler has never been on a Tardis trip tbh
Gypsy Rose Blanchard thinks Taylor Swift’s new song Fresh Out The Slammer is about her
She apparently sees a lot of similarities between the song and her life