Hotlist: Week 8
Because 8th Week is for fun (unless you have exams)
Tom BallRichard Herring @ Cellar
Looks a little bit like Hitler sometimes and makes jokes – the perfect combination for an evening of entertainment to kick off the week.
When: Monday
Where: Cellar
Details: Here
WomCam Does Poetry @ The Missing Bean
Expect tea, biscuits and highly-charged feminist poetry.
When: Monday
Where: The Missing Bean
Details: Here
Industry Launch Party @ The Mad Hatter
From Jericho to Cowley, Industry has departed from its usual haunt at Freud’s, to The Mad Hatter in Cowley, in a bid to win over the residents of East Oxford. Expect music, drinks, dancing etc…
When: Monday
Where: The Mad Hatter
Details: Here
The Importance of Being Ernest @ St Peter’s College
The gardens of St Peter’s play host to Oscar Wilde’s raucously amusing, late Victorian comedy. Cucumber sannies and teacakes will be served at the interval to really get you in the mood.
When: Monday
Where: St Peter’s College
Details: Here
Alexis Taylor (Hot Chip) @ The Art Bar
The co-founder of art-rock act Hot Chip, plays The Art Bar this week with his debut solo album. Arty stuff.
When: Tuesday
Where: Art Bar
Details: Here
General Petraeus @ The Union
The man who invaded Iraq is coming to justify the war ten years on. Thrills and spills galore.
When: Friday
Where: The Union
Details: Here
Hydro Flask
Oxford student who died celebrating end of exams said uni was ‘the best period of my life’
Emily SmithThe first year PPE student has been named
A man has been arrested after stalking Emma Watson as she studies at the University of Oxford
He came to the UK with only a sleeping bag, £800, and a desire to ‘gain information’ about the actress
Omg, Emma Watson is currently dating one of her coursemates at the University of Oxford
They were pictured getting a Gail’s together in Oxford
University of Oxford issues statement after first year student dies in river
Phoebe KowhaiThe 19-year-old had ‘dived’ into the river to celebrate the end of his exams
Oxford University student dies in river whilst celebrating end of exams
The 19-year-old was wearing ‘academic dress’ at the time
Oxford student unlocks door in halls to find a terrifying devil room complete with blood
He’s been living next to it for an entire YEAR
Oxford University rises in new world university ranking to narrowly beat Cambridge
The university now ranks third in the world overall
Students launch encampment in solidarity with Palestine at The University of Oxford
Tents have been pitched outside the Pitt Rivers and Natural History Museums
Omg guys, Jacob Elordi is going to Oxford University in October to study English
Lydia Spencer-ElliottHe fell in love with the campus while filming Saltburn
Oxford Uni lecturer stalked by man who flew 4,000 miles to her with a can of pepper spray
He sent his bags to her office and wanted her to ‘be his Valentine’
Oxford Uni chaplain who compared sex offenders to ‘puppies needing training’ given welfare role
He asked one student assault victim if they were ‘aware of the effect they had on men’, but has now secured a post at another college
These are the subjects you need to study at Oxbridge to more than double your grad salary
In one subject, studying it at Oxbridge over any other uni will get you £47k more per year
Oxford University College offers students a Halal menu option but it includes… red wine
One student said she was ‘sadly not surprised’ at the mistake
Two of Emma Watson’s lecturers at The University of Oxford have successfully sued the uni
Emma Watson studies on Oxford’s creative writing course
So, people are rinsing Oxford students for dancing at a ball and it’s low-key really mean
A Ceilidh is a huge part of Scottish culture
Oxford University Vice-Chancellor with £232k salary says grads should be donating to their uni
Was my £9k a year not enough!
Two of Emma Watson’s lecturers at Oxford are suing the university for unfair dismissal
The lecturers also compared their situation to the Post Office scandal
Oxford uni called ‘patronising’ for job advice despite banning its students from working
Oxford’s policy on part-time jobs reads: ‘Term-time employment is not permitted except under exceptional circumstances’
Students from two Oxford colleges are throwing Saltburn themed parties this term
One of them is Felix and Oliver’s actual college from the film
Students at University of Oxford housed in four-star hotels due to a lack of accommodation
One of the hotels costs up to £150 a night and has an indoor pool and spa
Hayley Soen
Ranking the MAFS UK cast who came out looking the worst at that chaotic dinner party
Harrison BrocklehurstDid ANYONE have a nice time?
I said it, the Love Is Blind producers need to stop cutting out the most crucial scenes
Sofia AiraI’m sick of missing the moment everything goes down!
Breaking up marriages to stealing boats: Here’s every time Rory from Gilmore Girls sucked
Immy ClarkUnfortunately for Rory, being a felon does not go unnoticed
The top 10 most stressful grad jobs in 2024, and how little money you get paid for them
Claudia CoxNo clue why anyone wants to be a nurse
Before and after: These are the wildest transformations from the MAFS UK 2024 cast
Sacha has lived a thousand lives
A release day ranking of all the songs on Charli XCX’s Brat remix album
Brat autumn girlies rise up!
Explicit ranked sex list that was written by MAFS UK cast member has leaked online
Ellie RingEach person was given a score out of 10
These Freshers’ Week horror stories from Reddit are so feral you’ll drop out before your first lecture
Are we sure first year students are human?
Wait, did this Love Is Blind couple accidentally reveal that they’re still together?!
A very suspicious Instagram post may have exposed a huge secret
A date has finally been set for the P Diddy trial: Here’s everything we know so far
P Diddy will finally face trial next year
Every cringey compliment Luke has given to Amy so far on MAFS UK, ranked by ick factor
He compares Amy to everything from chorizo to a lamp
Emma issues public apology to Caspar, admits she was ‘horrified’ at her behaviour on MAFS
‘Don’t bait your husband at the table with the newbies’
‘In da clurb, we all fam’: Where the viral TikTok sound you can’t escape is actually from
Even Sabrina Carpenter is using it
Outer Banks star Carlacia Grant shares adorable thing about the characters and now I’m crying
‘Finally y’all caught on’
Erm, Polly revealed Adam threatened to ‘leave’ MAFS UK if she farted in front of him
‘I wasn’t allowed to fart because he said it was disgusting’
Who really is the richest One Direction member? All of their net worths, ranked
Those incomes really light up their world like nobody else
Here are all the Oxbridge subjects teeming with the most private school students in 2024
Beware the history of art department
Laughing stock to legend: How Addison Rae pulled off the coolest rebrand in pop history
‘Music is not important – artistry is’