Fire at Ruskin Art Sale

Saturday’s event spices up…


Hundreds of lives were endangered at the Ruskin School of Fine Art as a ‘perfect storm’ of a plastic bowl and an electrical hob caught fire, sending smoke spewing into the building.

In scenes reminiscent of The Towering Inferno, fire engines were called to help rescue the situation.

It is unclear who placed the plastic bowl on the hob, or what the fuck they were thinking.

Scenes from outside on the High Street

One onlooker described the blaze as “truly horrifying, I can only hope that no children saw it.”

An actual attendee of the event claimed to have seen the arsonist him-/herself, describing him as “a right prat.”

The supposed cause of the raging inferno.

After hours of fighting the blaze, it was eventually brought back under control and extinguished.

At this point, the extent of damaged remains unconfirmed.