Varsity threatened by investigation into Football Club

What even is charity anyway


A varsity event could be cancelled for the second year running following an SU investigation.

Nottingham Uni Football Club are under the microscope after welcome drinks went sour.

SU President Harry Copson confirmed there is an ongoing investigation into the club.

Members of the football committee said they could not comment at this time.

The event is attended by thousands and the money goes to charity.

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The rugby varsity fixture was cancelled last year after a fresher took a shit in a sink. He had been on a dads and lads social with the team before going to Crisis.

He deuced in the sink when he returned.