Manchester nights out according to their Facebook reviews
Does anyone actually read them?
Unbeknownst to the average Facebook user is the tool that lets you rate where you go out.
It’s a little bit like a shit version of TripAdvisor, because not many people use it.
But for those that do, the review section of venue Facebook pages is a wonder of the web. It’s a place of violence, unprecedented enthusiasm and strange anecdotes that most people would prefer to forget about.
This in mind, we went on the search for Manchester’s best night out, based solely on Facebook reviews.
Warehouse Project: 4.5 stars
Banging sound system m8
🙂
South: 4.2 stars
Emotional
Kim representing Boon Army
Sound Control: 4.1 stars
Martin had a mad one
Ben, the guy who lives in Sound Controll
Cracking sound
42s: 4.0 stars
Better than Tower to be fair
The cheek
Lock your good shoes away Gary
Factory: 3.9 stars
Massive beats
TEAM FACTORY
Please Guys
Koh Tao: 4.7 stars
Hidden: 4.8 stars
Marc, you flirt
Mint Lounge: 3.8 stars
Pardon the pun
Is that allowed Chris?
Antwerp Mansion: 4.3 stars
Classic Roland
Too much for some
Thanks Tina
I bet she is
Ark Deansgate Locks: 4 stars
ABORT
Fair play
Are they in the same place
Fifth: 3.8 stars
Never again
All those farmers in Fifth
What were you expecting lmao
huh?
Universum
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Francesca EkeFreya is unable to exercise or leave her room throughout the whole 10 days
Call for ‘creepy’ TikTok account filming women on Manchester nights out to be banned
Lucas AnnisonA woman featured in multiple videos has claimed the account is helping create a ‘community of misogynistic men’
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Students entered the meeting with banners chanting ‘your profits are covered in Palestinian blood’
Man arrested for wearing ‘offensive’ Manchester Arena bomber costume for Halloween
He has since been released on conditional police bail
Sophie Rees
We failed the Didsbury Dozen, so that you can complete it
Daniel McphersonTop tip – remember that half of it is in a different part of Didsbury
Lucy Morgan
11 unavoidable conversations in your Manchester house group-chat
Athena ThomasI have definitely been the target of some of these messages before
Sofia Sarosh
Manchester University’s Alan Gilbert building painted orange by Just Stop Oil protesters
The protester was arrested shortly afterwards by Greater Manchester Police
Planning application submitted for redevelopment of Fallowfield campus
The plans include redevelopment of Owens Park, Woolton Hall and Oak House
Seven alternative nights out for Manchester freshers that don’t involve booze
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Warnings issued in Manchester after circulation of super strength MDMA pills
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University of Manchester announces Nightline closure
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She and Davide are now multimillionaires
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The show’s bosses branded her a ‘flight risk’ days into her jungle stint
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Casting and chaos: All we know about The Bear season three’s release date
Lydia Spencer-ElliottI have never been more ready for anything
Meet the wholesome and supportive partners of the I’m A Celebrity 2023 campmates
Phoebe KowhaiIf I don’t have love like Tony Bellew and his wife then I don’t want it
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Emily SmithCannot WAIT to judge absolutely everyone’s music taste
Here are all the TikTok stars who made it onto the Forbes 30 Under 30 list
Kombucha girl aka Brittany Broski is on there!
I was a player on Squid Game: The Challenge! Here’s what the experience was actually like
Harrison Brocklehurst‘We didn’t see sunlight or fresh air for seven days’
The ultimate I’m A Celeb 2023 rich list: Who will have most money in the bank after jungle pay
Nigel Farage didn’t have the highest net worth before the show, but now he’s eclipsed a lot of people
Praise be, Erica gave Jordan from MAFS UK a haircut and he looks so different
This is truly a day for the history books
It’s finally here! Here’s how to get access to your Spotify Wrapped 2023
It’s like Christmas but for all the annoying people like me x
Here’s what the new Me in 23 and Sound Town features on Spotify Wrapped actually mean
If I get a lame Sound Town, do not speak to me
Spotify Wrapped results are in! The UK’s most streamed artists, songs and albums for 2023
To the surprise of literally no one, we love Taylor Swift
All the contraband items players were banned from bringing into Squid Game: The Challenge
Players resorted to using condoms as makeshift lip balm
13 behind the secrets of how Squid Game: The Challenge creators made it so dramatic
Each episode cost over $1million to make
