Manchester nights out according to their Facebook reviews

Does anyone actually read them?


Unbeknownst to the average Facebook user is the tool that lets you rate where you go out.

It’s a little bit like a shit version of TripAdvisor, because not many people use it.

But for those that do, the review section of venue Facebook pages is a wonder of the web. It’s a place of violence, unprecedented enthusiasm and strange anecdotes that most people would prefer to forget about.

This in mind, we went on the search for Manchester’s best night out, based solely on Facebook reviews.

Warehouse Project: 4.5 stars

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Banging sound system m8

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🙂

South: 4.2 stars

I <3 South

Emotional

Do they play Bieber?

Kim representing Boon Army

Sound Control: 4.1 stars

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Martin had a mad one

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Ben, the guy who lives in Sound Controll

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Cracking sound

42s: 4.0 stars

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Better than Tower to be fair

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The cheek

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Lock your good shoes away Gary

Factory: 3.9 stars

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Massive beats

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TEAM FACTORY

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Koh Tao: 4.7 stars

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Hidden: 4.8 stars

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Marc, you flirt

Mint Lounge: 3.8 stars

pardon the pun

Pardon the pun

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Is that allowed Chris?

Antwerp Mansion: 4.3 stars

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Classic Roland

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Too much for some

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Thanks Tina

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I bet she is

Ark Deansgate Locks: 4 stars

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ABORT

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Fair play

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Are they in the same place

Fifth: 3.8 stars

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Never again

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All those farmers in Fifth

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What were you expecting lmao

huh?

huh?