Playing ‘shag, marry, kill’ with the political party leaders
Obvs shag Miliband
All this talk of elections, politics, and broken promises is getting pretty tedious now, right? So instead, enjoy what these students on a sunny afternoon said in response to that age-old question of “shag, marry, kill?” between Dav Cam, Cleggy, and Miliband.
The Tab’s very own, Laura FitzPatrick, 2nd year, Linguistics.
Shag: Cameron
Marry: Miliband
Kill: Clegg
Emma, 2nd year, Geography.
Shag: Clegg
Marry: Cameron
Kill: Miliband
Omar, 4th year, Dentistry.
Shag: Miliband because he seems like pushover
Marry: None of them because they’d be unloyal
Kill: Cameron
Rebecca, 2nd year, Economics.
Shag: Miliband
Marry: Clegg
Kill: Cameron
Charlotte, 2nd year, Economics.
Shag: Clegg
Marry: Miliband
Kill: Cameron
Claudia, 3rd year, Linguistics.
Marry: Cameron only!
Betsy, 1st year, French and Arabic Studies.
Shag: Cameron
Marry: Clegg
Kill: Miliband
Ella, 1st year, French and History of Art.
Shag: Clegg
Marry: Cameron
Kill: Miliband
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