We asked students for the worst meals they’ve cooked at university, and they did not disappoint
These are seriously tragic
Food. It's a huge part of university life. Whether it's a banging Bakery 164 or some grotty grub from Crispy's after a night out, us students LOVE to eat. But what happens when we're left to our own devices? No mum and dad to deliver delicacies to the table? We decided to find out and words, quite honestly, cannot do these meals justice. Britain, I think we need to expand the teaching in Food Tech lessons …
We all know those guys that are 'bulking' which is actually just code for 'needing an excuse to eat crap'.
We've all hit that low where all you have left is pasta and cheese but NEVER have I seen bacon and carrots added – mate, you haven't even cut the ends off.
Don't get me wrong, I can get on board with a good sausage sandwich but 12 sausages … without any sauce … are you serious?
Dry, dry, dry. This meal actually makes me thirsty just looking at it.
Calling all vegans and vegetarians: DO NOT SCROLL DOWN. The image below may scar you for life.
I can get on board with a good roast (I mean realistically who can't?) ,but there are so many things that are fundamentally wrong with this dish – for starters, where is your gravy?
Well at least this time there's some bread and cucumber getting involved with the sausages (in case you hadn't guessed already this is another culinary delight from our 12 sausage eating lover from 4 pictures ago).
If you're trying to justify this meal by having some sweetcorn, then let me tell you right now that you've failed miserably.
Mate, this makes the festival food at Fyre look like it was 5*.
Ok, so it turns out the students of our generation can't cook. Honestly, guys, you've let down the whole population here. Oh, and buy some bloody sauce! Roasts need gravy, and sausages need ketchup. End of. Or maybe consider buying a personal chef with all the money you're saving by not buying fruit and veg. Either will transform your life.