10 chat up lines to pull a Politics student

For when you want things to get more heated than a session of Prime Minister’s Questions.


Get forming the coalition of your dreams with these cheeky political ice breakers.

1. On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?

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2. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Smashing the patriarchy makes me super attracted to you.

Feminism equals fun

Feminism equals fun

3. If you stood in front of a mirror and held 11 diamonds produced by child slaves in Sierra Leone you’d see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

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4. I’ve got a stimulus package waiting for you in my pants.

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5. When you’re not with me, my heart is divided like the West Bank and Gaza.

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6. I have a five year plan and it includes you. But it doesn’t have to be five years, one night works for me!

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Socialism goes sexual

7. Baby are you a drone? ‘Cause you’ve been buzzing in my head all day.

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8. I’m so depressed about the crisis in Central African Republic I really don’t think I should spend tonight alone…

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9. Hey baby, are you Iran’s uranium enrichment program? ‘Cause you’re the bomb.

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10. Oh we can filibuster. All. Night. Long.

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