10 chat up lines to pull a Politics student

For when you want things to get more heated than a session of Prime Minister’s Questions.


Get forming the coalition of your dreams with these cheeky political ice breakers.

1. On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?

2. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Smashing the patriarchy makes me super attracted to you.

Feminism equals fun

3. If you stood in front of a mirror and held 11 diamonds produced by child slaves in Sierra Leone you’d see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

4. I’ve got a stimulus package waiting for you in my pants.

5. When you’re not with me, my heart is divided like the West Bank and Gaza.

6. I have a five year plan and it includes you. But it doesn’t have to be five years, one night works for me!

Socialism goes sexual

7. Baby are you a drone? ‘Cause you’ve been buzzing in my head all day.

8. I’m so depressed about the crisis in Central African Republic I really don’t think I should spend tonight alone…

9. Hey baby, are you Iran’s uranium enrichment program? ‘Cause you’re the bomb.

10. Oh we can filibuster. All. Night. Long.

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