Edinburgh Clubbers of the Week: Back again in Week Ten
The library being shut on Friday night meant there was no excuse (besides Storm Arwen) not to hit the club
With Storm Arwen and exam stress hitting, there were many reasons to curl up in bed instead of going out. But a little bit of gale force winds and the ever looming exam deadlines didn’t stop Edinburgh students going out and having a good time. Here are the best clubbers we spotted this week.
Stunner of the Week
Obviously I mean the woman not the Cookie Monster (or do I?)
Hat and sunglasses in the club is a powerful pairing
This man has perfected dancing when you don’t know the words
Creeper of the Week
Her face says it all really
Is that his wallet in his hand?
Yes, the Cookie Monster counts as a creeper.
So many creepers idk where to begin…
I’d love to spend a day in this man’s psyche to see what goes on
Third Wheel of the Week
If you are going to Third Wheel, at least make it classy
If you’re a third wheel say cheeeeeeese!
Who’s going to tell the man in yellow to go to Pizza Paradise and call it a night
I already feel bad for the inevitable friend-zone
Someone here is definitely the third wheel but I’m not sure who
Heroine of the Week
Tell me this isn’t a Bond Girl
When the squats in the gym pay off
Those bangs are heroic enough on their own tbh
TFW the DJ plays Party in the USA
Reconsidering my life choices and wondering why I don’t do this in the club myself.
Hero of the Week
The effort that went into this costume is worth celebrating
Came for a good time, found a good time
Rock on, brother
Put your hands in the air like you don’t have a 9am tomorrow – woop woop!
Get you a man who gives the club photographer a thumbs up
Wanker of the Week
There’s always one prick with a sparkler
I am so, so intrigued by the cardboard on his shirt
This photo just asked me if I had a family signet ring.
Way to ruin a perfectly good squad photo
Wtf of the Week
They’re just as shocked as we are.
Is this a Shrek night?
When the Tequila Vodka Redbull hits…
Who makes a choice to go out in that hat and where can I buy one
I can hear this photo unironically say “rah, where’s my baccy”
This colour scheme is rivalling Melodrama by Lorde
Definitely a manic pixie dream girl type album
They definitely play their music uninvited at afters
“You mean you didn’t go to boarding school…”
Spice girl wannabes
The 00s called, they want their y2k low rise jeans and visible thong combo back
Mutant of the Week
It would take a lifetime to unpack this image
Close your eyes, count to three, and wish you were at home in bed
A true Venom connoisseur
If only the photographer had given a countdown…
Unhappiest of the Week
I’d be pretty raging too to be honest
They’re having a staring contest with the photographer
Both the guys on the end wanted to leave at 11pm
TFW you remember you’ve got an essay due tomorrow
She really didn’t want her photo taken I guess
Are they having a bitch session in the club or just trying to remember some ABBA lyrics?
Best of the Rest
Bc clubs aren’t dark enough inside apparently…
Does this man have that poster on him at all times?
Holding two VKs and those glasses is genuinely impressive
Who is this happy on a Tuesday night
It’s giving Linkedin profile pic
Cowgate cuties x
I like to see people taking 2000s night as seriously as I do
Apparently it isn’t too soon to start the Christmas socials
Paint me like one of your French girls
But does he have a soul tho…
David and Neil Stewart (Subway)
James Gourlay (Ice Wednesday)
Kealan Bond (Flare Monday)
Thomas Michael (Hive)