Clubbers of the Week

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Oh, what a week – the Sports Union ball, a golf social, and so many VKs. If anyone was feeling refreshed after Refreshers' Week, they're now covered in grime with a hangover that could slow down Lindsay Lohan.

Edinburgh Uni students have come back with a bang, never even entertaining the idea of staying in and getting ahead on reading – and we wouldn't have it any other way.

Stunner of the Week

I will never be this level of cool

Runners Up

Who knew Visors could be chic?

Spice girls vibes

Cayooott

Creeper of the Week

Run for your life hun

Runners Up

She's BEHIND you

Subtle mate

Your shampoo sure smells good

Oh how I loathe these drunken youths

Third Wheel of the Week

Get a hobby pal

Runners Up

Bromance FOMO

Wanker of the Week

When you want it, but you gotta use your overdraft to get it, because student loans don't finesse like Ariana's millions

Runners Up

Fwends

Boohoo Man is clearly making a killing

Hero of the Week

This is so wholesome

Runners Up

Underage clubbers pt.1

When did Cab Vol become a U18s club?

WHO is checking IDs at these places?

Welcome to my crib

Heroine of the Week

No paparazzi please

Runners Up

Getting served in a no service area hype

I KNOW WHEN THAT HOTLINE BLING

I never thought I'd be this impressed over Carlsberg

Unhappy Clubber of the Week

Runners Up

Hang on, tutorial participation counts towards my grade?

'I've made a huge mistake'

What do you MEAN Megan and Wes have broken up?

Watching your pal leave the club with someone, and realising you'll be getting food and an Uber on your own

WTF of the Week

Pole dances are for Garibaldi's only

Runners Up

Panting, pouts and genuine smiles? Weird flex but ok

Keen to know what offended the girl in blue, other than their outfits

There is too much going on here to take in all at once

Mutant of the Week

Much to unpack

Runners Up

Hug ???

Album Cover of the Week

Indie as fuck

Runners Up

Major Paris Hilton vibes

DJ booth invader of the week

There is so much happiness here and I love it

Best of the Rest

Stay in school kids

Candid

SING ME A SONG HECTOR MAN

Bootycall time?

Order a fucking Uber

Photo credits:

Ben Glasgow

David Wilkinson

Martin Vesselinov

Neil Stewart