All the innocent things this year’s freshers are wondering about Edi

Bless their little hearts


Starting uni is a tough and confusing time for everyone. You have to worry about impressing new flatmates, coursemates, society mates, sorting out student finance, buying pots and pans you’ll never use, all while trying to enjoy the clusterfuck that is Freshers’ Week.

So it’s no wonder that the class of 2020 are feeling a little overwhelmed, turning to Facebook groups and Twitter for guidance in their hour of need. We rounded up the best and most naive questions they’ve been trying to answer.

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Fraser Peters asks the important questions

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Two weeks after results? yeah I think so

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haha aren’t we all crazy with all our drinking??

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You’re doing too much

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Shoulda firmed it then mate

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Dw about it Charlie, you’ll find mates

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If you’re asking that question, you belong at Strathclyde

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LOOOOOL

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They don’t get any better once you start

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Is that a real question?

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Seems likely tbh

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You’re not wrong there

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You will be ‘bloshed’ for the next four years

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Imagine if you went to uni in England…