Snow joke: Chilly capital bears brunt of weather bomb
The weather outside is frightful but my Snapchat is classic
Get those Jack Wills gilets ready, cos baby it’s cold outside.
Brrrrrace yourself for that walk through the meadows, because in case you hadn’t noticed it’s fucking snowing.
But of course you knew that – the first sign of a fluffy flurry of flakes and everyone threw down their revision to get a teasing snap of the virgin snow.
Looming exams were forgotten about as students scramble like toddlers on sugar to get that “ultimate Christmas selfie”.
It started a couple hours ago and we’re dangerously close to breaking the internet with our updates.
Kim K, you ain’t got nothing on a rare sighting of the white stuff.
The University of Edinburgh has been ranked 61st out of 80 universities in mental health league table
It scores as ‘very poor’ on three of the five indicators
‘I will not be a resident of a country where a gun has more rights than I do’
Campaigners warn the American decision will embolden pro-life activists in the UK
I’m not one to kink shame but some of you need help
The University of Edinburgh has launched a scholarship for students affected by the Russian-Ukrainian conflict
It will offer financial and welfare support to any doctoral student in war-torn regions
‘My flatmate asking me for moisturiser because he singed his crack hairs’
Getting tipsy on a London to Edi train in the name of economics…
The officer was ‘personally appalled’ the event was allowed to take place on campus
‘A lot of guys just want to sexualise lesbians’
It comes as the university claims to ‘celebrate’ and ‘support’ its LGBT+ community
The cuts come as the cost of living for students increases
And was ranked fifth out of the UK universities
The Hunger Games has nothing over the competition for flats right now
Their money don’t jiggle jiggle, it folds, and was probably from a trust fund
And yes, drinking is on the list
Anyone interested in some hay?
Meningitis vaccinations only last five years before expiring
‘Until every queer person can wake up without fear of being harassed for being who they are, we still need Pride’
Any jobs going in the Upside Down?
It’s more accurate than whatever your year 13 careers advisor told you
‘I’m not willing to be marched to my death by the fossil fuel companies and their government puppets,’ says Bournemouth student Louis
I want everyone’s head to turn, sue me!
‘Tax cuts for anyone who has an affair with a foreign footballer’
We’re constantly degraded for our so-called lack of job opportunities when compared to STEM courses
She said she’d snog Liam, marry Dami and pie Andrew lool
It’s not looking good for Leeds Beckett grads
I’ll admit it, I’m a little bit jealous
No prizes for guessing London comes out on top
If Raja isn’t top four I will be inconsolable
Can they adopt me please??
This is *scarily* accurate
Here’s everything we know
That means she’s earnt almost £750 per SECOND 😮😮
‘While everyone else in society can claim benefits, many students can’t’
Hugo Hammond has denied these claims
Let us in so we can see who dies!
Honestly, I’ll watch anything with Robert Sheehan in
The heavyweight boxer also claimed to buy Loughborough students 100 pizzas every weekend